{"id":6618,"date":"2015-03-13T01:00:00","date_gmt":"2015-03-13T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/?p=6618"},"modified":"2015-03-15T08:49:05","modified_gmt":"2015-03-15T07:49:05","slug":"tweets-2015-03-13","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/?p=6618","title":{"rendered":"tweets | 2015-03-13"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"ws_tweet_list\">\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">&#039;morgen! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23urlaubstag&amp;src=hash\">#urlaubstag<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23ausgeschlafen&amp;src=hash\">#ausgeschlafen<\/a> \ud83d\ude42 <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576270953979711488\">07:37:56<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Glasmerleperle\">@Glasmerleperle<\/a>: Freund wippt mit dem Fu\u00df.<br \/>\n&quot;Was machst du?&quot;<br \/>\n&quot;Ich tanze &#8211; friesische Extase.&quot; <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576296141568008192\">09:18:01<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NeinQuarterly\">@NeinQuarterly<\/a>: 1. Send weapons.<br \/>\n2. Send more weapons.<br \/>\n3. Send more more weapons.<br \/>\n4. Pray for peace. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576296265174114304\">09:18:31<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DerHenger\">@DerHenger<\/a>: Mit Blick auf die Anzeige der Waage murmeln: &quot;Das Gute \u00fcberwiegt halt.&quot; <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576296331720921088\">09:18:47<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/zirkuspony\">@zirkuspony<\/a>: \u00dcberhaupt, Wellness. Das w\u00e4re mir f\u00fcr den Anfang zu viel, ich w\u00fcrde lieber mit Okayness einsteigen. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576296458107940864\">09:19:17<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thereaIbanksy\">@thereaIbanksy<\/a>: So true. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/FfwTDeVFQn\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/FfwTDeVFQn<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576296554904039424\">09:19:40<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Kropunder\">@Kropunder<\/a>: Alles, was ich \u00fcber Konzentration wei\u00df, habe ich beim Tippen der W\u00f6rter &quot;bedeutendsten&quot; und &quot;gegebenenfalls&quot; gelernt. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576296668066373633\">09:20:07<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Ronny_Cash\">@Ronny_Cash<\/a>: Ich habe gerade ein Blatt gelocht. Aber das nur am Rande. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576296702661038080\">09:20:15<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SpeedleDum\">@SpeedleDum<\/a>: Euer Baby braucht noch ein Last Minute Karnevalskost\u00fcm? Wickelt es in Alufolie ein\u2026 B\u00c4M \u2026 Ofenkartoffel! <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576296857636376576\">09:20:52<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TimurBorgir\">@TimurBorgir<\/a>: mit 30 das erste mal &quot;miracle whip&quot; englisch gelesen und erstmalig verstanden.<br \/>\nnicht wie sonst MIRAKEL WIPP! <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576296893191495680\">09:21:01<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nicosemsrott\">@nicosemsrott<\/a>: Hallo, ich bin K\u00fcnstler. Welchen Wochentag habt IHR heute? <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576296956345069568\">09:21:16<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BiIIMurray\">@BiIIMurray<\/a>: What I hate most about Twitter, is finishing a good tweet, having -1 characters left, and then having to decide which grammar crime to commi <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576296988075016192\">09:21:23<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_youhadonejob\">@_youhadonejob<\/a>: This is why I have trust issues. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/K4toXpDXk8\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/K4toXpDXk8<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576297041330118657\">09:21:36<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NicCutter\">@NicCutter<\/a>: Offiziell verbreiten 70% der Deutschen t\u00e4glich Ger\u00fcchte. Aber die Munkelziffer liegt deutlich h\u00f6her. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576297299703365632\">09:22:37<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/peterbreuer\">@peterbreuer<\/a>: Die Seele ist drinnen. Das, was da drau\u00dfen rummbammelt, ist das Ego. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576297326542745601\">09:22:44<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/eingenickt\">@eingenickt<\/a>: Ich habe in der Stadt heute schon f\u00fcnf Superman gesehen. Die Lage muss sehr ernst sein. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576297426237132800\">09:23:08<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Janwaldsied\">@Janwaldsied<\/a>: Luke,ich bin deine K\u00e4sestulle. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/A7gk8sxpq3\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/A7gk8sxpq3<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576297519711436800\">09:23:30<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EmrgencyKittens\">@EmrgencyKittens<\/a>: It has always amazed me how cats can look so comfortable in the most uncomfortable places <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/U2vpkkWkR8\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/U2vpkkWkR8<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576297635264475136\">09:23:57<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TeufelsKueche\">@TeufelsKueche<\/a>: Was Rassisten und Homophobe in Kommentaren von sich geben, ist ziemlich vorhersehbar. Nicht jedoch, wie sie es buchstabieren. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576297785496100864\">09:24:33<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/andraseits\">@andraseits<\/a>: Oh, ein Eichh\u00f6rnchen. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/MshABy1LCq\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/MshABy1LCq<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576297902814941184\">09:25:01<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NeinQuarterly\">@NeinQuarterly<\/a>: Another beautiful day to ask what the world is coming to. Then kindly request it to go somewhere else. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576298091864805376\">09:25:46<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/formschub\">@formschub<\/a>: Mordmotiv Klingelton. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576298169459449857\">09:26:05<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DerBuddler\">@DerBuddler<\/a>: <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ahoi_polloi\">@ahoi_polloi<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/IOcep8B3CK\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/IOcep8B3CK<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576298590827581440\">09:27:45<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BruneKerstin\">@BruneKerstin<\/a>: Australien bei Eurovision Song Contest &#8211; viele Erdkunde-Sch\u00fcler f\u00fchlen sich best\u00e4tigt. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576298730212704256\">09:28:19<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FrauRettich\">@FrauRettich<\/a>: Das &quot;Bestimmungsbuch Muscheln und Schnecken der Weltmeere&quot; unter Frutti di Mare einstellen&#8230; <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576298883413856256\">09:28:55<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/froschkeule\">@froschkeule<\/a>: Die Waschmaschine des Nachbarn hat folgende Programme:<br \/>\n&#8211; Eurofighter<br \/>\n&#8211; Wacken<br \/>\n&#8211; Atombombe <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576298946462662656\">09:29:10<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Erdbeerflamingo\">@Erdbeerflamingo<\/a>: Sohn geht zum Fasching in die KiTa als Handwerker.<br \/>\n\u00dcberlege, ihn aus Gr\u00fcnden der Authentizit\u00e4t einfach eine Stunde sp\u00e4ter zu bringen. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576299036464062464\">09:29:32<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/oOtrinityOo\">@oOtrinityOo<\/a>: Wir brauchen neue Tiere. Ich hab alle Dokus durch. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576299284494155777\">09:30:31<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HonoLui\">@HonoLui<\/a>: Was soll das hei\u00dfen, mein Kasten Bier darf nicht mit in die Unibibliothek ? &gt;:-( <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576299330866442240\">09:30:42<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_ungenau_\">@_ungenau_<\/a>: Ich muss der Spinne im Badezimmer noch mal erkl\u00e4ren, dass ich gerne duschen gehen w\u00fcrde. Auf den Zettel vorhin hat sie nicht reagiert. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576299392648511488\">09:30:56<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/miss_attack\">@miss_attack<\/a>: Angst &#8211; der \u00e4rgerlich unn\u00f6tige Beweis dass man lebt <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576299676925870080\">09:32:04<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/han_man1927\">@han_man1927<\/a>: Spinnenanleitung:<br \/>\nSchritt 1: Spinnen<br \/>\nSchritt 2: Aaaahhh!<br \/>\nSchritt 3: mehr Spinnen <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576299820115181568\">09:32:38<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Ingapopinga\">@Ingapopinga<\/a>: Wir in Altona bel\u00e4cheln, dass man sich \u00fcberall sonst \u00fcber Taschen auf Sitzen im \u00d6PNV aufregt. Wir haben einen City-IKEA. Hier f\u00e4hrt Pax mit. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576299974247518208\">09:33:15<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/formschub\">@formschub<\/a>: Wie oft schon dr\u00fcckte ich im Bus den Knopf \u00bbFahrgastwunsch\u00ab und fl\u00fcsterte \u00bbWeltfrieden\u00ab, um dann doch wieder nur entt\u00e4uscht auszusteigen. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576300235892350977\">09:34:18<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">[sorry f\u00fcr die ganzen retweets. es kommen aber noch ein paar dutzend. :)] <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23urlaubstag&amp;src=hash\">#urlaubstag<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23internetnachlesen&amp;src=hash\">#internetnachlesen<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576300536334528512\">09:35:29<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Schlachtzeile\">@Schlachtzeile<\/a>: Haben uns gestern so ein Multifunktionsteil von HP gekauft, das alles kann. Im Moment pult es f\u00fcr uns Krabben. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576300567011713024\">09:35:36<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/edwes\">@edwes<\/a>: Das Debakel von Elbphi. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23hh&amp;src=hash\">#hh<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576300592299126784\">09:35:43<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PatzillaSaar\">@PatzillaSaar<\/a>: Wenn ich nicht einschlafen kann, z\u00e4hle ich Sch\u00e4fchen und dann fehlt pl\u00f6tzlich eines spurlos und ich bleibe die ganze Nacht wach vor Sorge. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576300611743981568\">09:35:47<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_komakelle_\">@_komakelle_<\/a>: Foto ist wie Selfie, nur andere Richtung. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576300636305768449\">09:35:53<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/klaassenbeste\">@klaassenbeste<\/a>: So oft wie ich mich an Papier schneide, habe ich bald wohl Blutgruppe DIN-A4 negativ. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576300703792160768\">09:36:09<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/formschub\">@formschub<\/a>: Dass PET-Flaschen total super sind, leuchtet ein, wenn das Wasser beim Trinken denselben Geschmack hat wie das Aufblasen von Schwimmfl\u00fcgeln. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576300783269994496\">09:36:28<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JoLendle\">@JoLendle<\/a>: Menschen, die vor dem Weiterbl\u00e4ttern ihrer Leseger\u00e4te traumverloren den Zeigefinger mit der Zungenspitze befeuchten. K\u00f6nnte ewig zusehen. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576300914849484800\">09:36:59<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/WolfgangMischke\">@WolfgangMischke<\/a>: Und \u00fcbrigens: Masern sind die Treuepunkte der Hom\u00f6opathie <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576301035825807360\">09:37:28<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/notenblog\">@notenblog<\/a>: Von mir aus k\u00f6nnt ihr ja Rosinen essen, aber man verdirbt damit doch keine Lebensmittel. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576301072467279872\">09:37:37<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MaoriHH\">@MaoriHH<\/a>: W\u00e4hrend die eine Katze den Fernseher umprogrammiert, scheitert die andere an einer angelehnten T\u00fcr. Wir lieben sie beide. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576301202188705792\">09:38:08<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/katjaberlin\">@katjaberlin<\/a>: g\u00e4be es eine impfung gegen gluten, w\u00e4ren sie vielleicht nicht so skeptisch. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576301562810753024\">09:39:34<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KleineHyaene\">@KleineHyaene<\/a>: In einem modernen Eltern-Kind-Gef\u00fcge droht man nicht mit TV-Verbot, sondern mit Teilnahme an einer Dokusoap. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576301969091997696\">09:41:11<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/diktator\">@diktator<\/a>: &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<br \/>\nPlease consider the environment before printing this Tweet!<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576302625857101824\">09:43:47<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/zuletztgelacht\">@zuletztgelacht<\/a>: In einem Paralleluniversum fragen sich Menschen nach jedem Waschgang:<br \/>\n&quot;Wo kommt immer diese verdammte Socke her?&quot; <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576302899384492032\">09:44:53<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Harlequin77\">@Harlequin77<\/a>: Da m\u00f6chte man einmal im Leben mit dem Handy anrufen, ist sauer, dass das Ding nicht w\u00e4hlt und realisiert, dass man den Rechner ge\u00f6ffnet hat! <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576302965201453056\">09:45:08<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kopfverkorkst\">@kopfverkorkst<\/a>: Wer Shades of Grey f\u00fcr SM h\u00e4lt, glaubt auch dass Bon Jovi eine  Metal Band ist. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576303003403169792\">09:45:17<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MannMitKatze\">@MannMitKatze<\/a>: Es gibt sehr b\u00f6swillige Menschen auf der Welt. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/lSxWd0Li5o\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/lSxWd0Li5o<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576303033660870656\">09:45:25<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dickebuerste53\">@dickebuerste53<\/a>: L\u00dcGENPRESSE <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/g3GX85X7JU\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/g3GX85X7JU<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576303106843127808\">09:45:42<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/silvestah\">@silvestah<\/a>: M\u00e4nnergrippe, Tag 2: Ich google Schriftsteller, die vor der Ver\u00f6ffentlichung ihres ersten Buches starben. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576303517624827904\">09:47:20<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/souslik\">@souslik<\/a>: Nach einer Stunde joggen tut so ein Gem\u00fcseteller wirklich gut. (Bitte spielt mit, meine Krankenversicherung folgt mir.) <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576303768012234752\">09:48:20<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/verdachtsmoment\">@verdachtsmoment<\/a>: Aus der Kategorie &quot;Bahn-Abfall, der mich ratlos zur\u00fcckl\u00e4sst&quot;. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/V0DZVT2GsG\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/V0DZVT2GsG<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576303803995172864\">09:48:28<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Wortweber\">@Wortweber<\/a>: Mir w\u00e4re so manches erspart geblieben, wenn ich fr\u00fcher gewusst h\u00e4tte, da\u00df dieses pfeifende Smiley in Wirklichkeit k\u00fcsst. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576303910572392448\">09:48:54<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Zipfelbieger\">@Zipfelbieger<\/a>: \u201cHast du was zum Trinken?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWasser.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWas H\u00e4rteres?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cEis?\u201d <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576303932705783808\">09:48:59<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Weltregierung\">@Weltregierung<\/a>: In Oberstdorf schreibt man nicht einfach &quot;FICKEN&quot; auf ein Stra\u00dfenschild.<br \/>\nNein.<br \/>\nOberstdorf hat daf\u00fcr ne Metaebene. <a href=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/Bril1hoIUAANisa.png\">https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/Bril1hoIUAANisa.png<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576303960857903105\">09:49:06<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/n303n\">@n303n<\/a>: Hinfallen, aufstehen, Dornenkrone richten und weiterschleppen. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576304777224650752\">09:52:20<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Grantscheam\">@Grantscheam<\/a>: Die Au\u00dferirdischen senden uns UFOs wahrscheinlich aus demselben Grund, wegen dem wir Laserpointer f\u00fcr Katzen benutzen. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576304958905151488\">09:53:04<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dasnuf\">@dasnuf<\/a>: ICH FIND JA MIT WORD ARBEITEN RISCHTI JUT <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/AWKQFNaizS\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/AWKQFNaizS<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576305206578774016\">09:54:03<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/giardino\">@giardino<\/a>: Also an Stelle dieses jamaikanischen Teams h\u00e4tte ich meinen Bob &quot;Marley&quot; genannt. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576305547990958080\">09:55:24<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/blauschlicht\">@blauschlicht<\/a>: F\u00fchle mich krank. Habe gerade die Symptome gegoogelt und ich glaube, es ist die Zylinderkopfdichtung. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576305834071838720\">09:56:32<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">[retweets via <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/jGATKpPnKQ\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/jGATKpPnKQ<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576305944046469120\">09:56:58<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">aus der unbeliebten reihe &quot;ich brauche einen leeren ordner, also mu\u00df ein uni-ordner dran glauben&quot; heute: frz. grammatik &amp; \u00fcbersetzung. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576328263099904000\">11:25:40<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">italienische variet\u00e4tenlinguistik haben wir auch gemacht. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23uni&amp;src=hash\">#uni<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23ordner&amp;src=hash\">#ordner<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23ausmisten&amp;src=hash\">#ausmisten<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23romanistik&amp;src=hash\">#romanistik<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23hach&amp;src=hash\">#hach<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23damals&amp;src=hash\">#damals<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/qMnbf1L6IO\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/qMnbf1L6IO<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576329636822564864\">11:31:07<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">und backups nat\u00fcrlich auch! \ud83d\ude42 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23uni&amp;src=hash\">#uni<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23ausgehendeszwanzigstesjahrhund&amp;src=hash\">#ausgehendeszwanzigstesjahrhund<\/a>ert <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23thosewerethedays&amp;src=hash\">#thosewerethedays<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/pFqe33OTnA\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/pFqe33OTnA<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576329768871858176\">11:31:39<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">in den romanistik-ordner kommen jetzt schn\u00f6de steuerbelege und -bescheide. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23unromantisch&amp;src=hash\">#unromantisch<\/a> \ud83d\ude42 <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576330390220210177\">11:34:07<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RLndggr\">@RLndggr<\/a>: Und, was kostet <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23OpenAccess&amp;src=hash\">#OpenAccess<\/a>? <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/o7ohHE6C5E\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/o7ohHE6C5E<\/a> via <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Basedow1764\">@Basedow1764<\/a> &#8211; mit Kommentaren &amp; Quellenangaben von <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lambo\">@lambo<\/a> und <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/brembs\">@brembs<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576336367279587328\">11:57:52<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ankegroener\">@ankegroener<\/a>: You had to ask. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/QfIh7xboFg\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/QfIh7xboFg<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576336498573852673\">11:58:23<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FakeLibStats\">@FakeLibStats<\/a>: 98% of librarians will begin every patron interaction today with, &quot;Yes, I did know today is Friday the 13th, AGAIN!&quot; <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576353875365634048\">13:07:26<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/VOEBBLOG\">@VOEBBLOG<\/a>: Artgerechte Buchhaltung: Bibliotheken (BauNetzWOCHE\u00a0#401) <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/1dr0V4Dx9e\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/1dr0V4Dx9e<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576388406160265216\">15:24:39<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">aus der reihe &quot;was es nicht alles gibt&quot; heute: das designer-einweg-katzenklo. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/8Bz8gwbRe7\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/8Bz8gwbRe7<\/a> \ud83d\ude42 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23catpoocontent&amp;src=hash\">#catpoocontent<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576428454477996032\">18:03:47<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">seit langem mal wieder im phoenicia gewesen. lecker. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/myJy9xo98J\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/myJy9xo98J<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23muenster&amp;src=hash\">#muenster<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23libanesisch&amp;src=hash\">#libanesisch<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23kleinaberfein&amp;src=hash\">#kleinaberfein<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576492102932103170\">22:16:42<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/frankfeil\">@frankfeil<\/a>: War ok. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/tTaVEzd1f9\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/tTaVEzd1f9<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576492140718600192\">22:16:51<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FakeLibStats\">@FakeLibStats<\/a>: Favorite academic librarian Spring Break desk tasks:<br \/>\n25% sharpening tiny pencils;<br \/>\n40% napping;<br \/>\n30% lubing the staplers <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576492741372354560\">22:19:14<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LivUniLibrary\">@LivUniLibrary<\/a>: <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FakeLibStats\">@FakeLibStats<\/a> we would have to find the staplers first. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576492769876803584\">22:19:21<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/everycolorbot\">@everycolorbot<\/a>: 0x086795 <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/JhZdnKqOHx\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/JhZdnKqOHx<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576493750828081152\">22:23:15<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">&#039;nacht allerseits, und sch\u00f6nes wochenende! <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/576501713164767232\">22:54:53<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#039;morgen! #urlaubstag #ausgeschlafen \ud83d\ude42 07:37:56 RT @Glasmerleperle: Freund wippt mit dem Fu\u00df. &quot;Was machst du?&quot; &quot;Ich tanze &#8211; friesische Extase.&quot; 09:18:01 RT @NeinQuarterly: 1. Send weapons. 2. Send more weapons. 3. Send more more weapons. 4. Pray for peace. 09:18:31 RT @DerHenger: Mit Blick auf die Anzeige der Waage murmeln: &quot;Das Gute \u00fcberwiegt halt.&quot; 09:18:47 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6618"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6618\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}