{"id":6804,"date":"2015-07-02T01:00:00","date_gmt":"2015-07-01T23:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/?p=6804"},"modified":"2015-07-03T06:49:08","modified_gmt":"2015-07-03T04:49:08","slug":"tweets-2015-07-02","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/?p=6804","title":{"rendered":"tweets | 2015-07-02"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"ws_tweet_list\">\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">&#039;morgen! <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616461741589966848\">06:21:47<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Snoopy\">@Snoopy<\/a>: A love story. \u2764\ufe0f <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/8uDWaGGhtY\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/8uDWaGGhtY<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616462521420132352\">06:24:53<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Wurfsternpingu\">@Wurfsternpingu<\/a>: 30 Cent in den Kaffeeautomaten geworfen, 1,20 Euro und einen Kaffee herausbekommen.<br \/>\nIch glaube wir hatten den gleichen Mathelehrer. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616462658435481600\">06:25:25<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">der m\u00fcnsteraner markt schlie\u00dft am samstag wetterbedingt fr\u00fcher: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/Gzyy6hslyw\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/Gzyy6hslyw<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616497913779355648\">08:45:31<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">&quot;Quo vadis, OneNote?&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/wR1eJjTeuW\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/wR1eJjTeuW<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23onenote&amp;src=hash\">#onenote<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616578196465709056\">14:04:32<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">prezi f\u00fcr die morgige veranstaltung zu services &amp; informationsressourcen f\u00fcr germanisten in m\u00fcnster &amp; anderswo steht. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/lMPaZQBtRJ\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/lMPaZQBtRJ<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616579445466484736\">14:09:29<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23lasttweet&amp;src=hash\">#lasttweet<\/a> falls jemand tips f\u00fcr erg\u00e4nzungen oder \u00e4nderungen hat: immer gern! \ud83d\ude42 <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616579587020095488\">14:10:03<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">&quot;Carefully constructed: the language of Franz Kafka&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/SHkoATN4X7\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/SHkoATN4X7<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23literatur&amp;src=hash\">#literatur<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23sprache&amp;src=hash\">#sprache<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23kafka&amp;src=hash\">#kafka<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616580798595121152\">14:14:52<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/aschaffrinna\">@aschaffrinna<\/a>: Weichgesp\u00fclt und gesichtslos: das neue Facebook-Logo. Fast h\u00e4tte es keiner bemerkt.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/pOJuQ7Flik\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/pOJuQ7Flik<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/CI6KrJeW8AED307.png\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/CI6KrJeW8AED307.png<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616582985530372096\">14:23:33<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/zeitonline\">@zeitonline<\/a>: Wenn Kinder nicht mehr Sandy und Kevin, sondern Luise und Konrad hei\u00dfen, muss die Welt noch lange nicht besser sein. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/a0omSNkIMC\">http:\/\/t.co\/a0omSNkIMC<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616610077844340736\">16:11:13<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lokfuehrer_tim\">@lokfuehrer_tim<\/a>: Hitzeersch\u00f6pfung oder Hitzeschlag?<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Hitze&amp;src=hash\">#Hitze<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Wetter&amp;src=hash\">#Wetter<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/grTWEXkWoE\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/grTWEXkWoE<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616667158530125825\">19:58:02<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/willknitforwine\">@willknitforwine<\/a>: <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23introverts&amp;src=hash\">#introverts<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/gZQcRVcyQz\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/gZQcRVcyQz<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616670416204103680\">20:10:59<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/boothheather\">@boothheather<\/a>: Teen at the ref desk: Woah! Is that a 3D printer? I didn&#039;t know we had one of those!<br \/>\nMe:&lt;sigh&gt; no&#8230; it&#039;s a microfiche reader. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/librarylife?src=hash\">#librarylife<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616670975778770944\">20:13:12<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Lambo\">@Lambo<\/a>: Hehe, die Bibliotheksnerds <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hjbove\">@hjbove<\/a> und <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rstockm\">@rstockm<\/a> haben sich ausgetobt&#8230; Sch\u00f6ne Idee! \ud83d\ude42 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/a8YqeI5fG1\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/a8YqeI5fG1<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616671668975611904\">20:15:57<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ankegroener\">@ankegroener<\/a>: \u201eHerrliche Brabbel-Comic ohne jede Impulskontrolle.\u201c Tobias Kniebe \u00fcber die Minions &lt;3 <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/s51jsYsPdI\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/s51jsYsPdI<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616672242836086784\">20:18:14<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TomSteiner3\">@TomSteiner3<\/a>: Sprachmuster: Das Deppenleerzeichen \u2013 Bindestrich war gestern <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/zlgsIGy4bH\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/zlgsIGy4bH<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616672898623905793\">20:20:50<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/spinfocl\">@spinfocl<\/a>: Was sagt das \u00fcber die Frikadelle, Studierendenwerk K\u00f6ln? <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/nAH6RHLASp\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/nAH6RHLASp<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616673113665859584\">20:21:42<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CerstinMahlow\">@CerstinMahlow<\/a>: .@spinfocl Die K\u00fcchenfee der Mensa in Heidelberg bezeichnet die Fleischtheke auch als voll vegan, weil da nix mit K\u00e4se drin ist. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616673138089267200\">20:21:48<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ankegroener\">@ankegroener<\/a>: Haha, das gibt\u2019s ja wirklich: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/bvdoHTFh5j\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/bvdoHTFh5j<\/a> (via der minionisierten Amazon-Startseite) <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616673306599682049\">20:22:28<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GebbiGibson\">@GebbiGibson<\/a>: \u201eAber mach dir keine Sorgen, das wird nicht passieren.\u201c<br \/>\nDieser Satz f\u00e4llt immer in Horrorfilmen und wenn Kollegen Urlaubs\u00fcbergabe machen. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616673340569292800\">20:22:36<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ashyda\">@ashyda<\/a>: Warum gibts dazu kein deutsches Wort? <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/xFcYdlhfNn\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/xFcYdlhfNn<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616673390171168768\">20:22:48<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">oh: <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LurchPeter\">@LurchPeter<\/a> twittert auch! <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/unMrOdFcNK\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/unMrOdFcNK<\/a> \ud83d\ude42 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23wdr2&amp;src=hash\">#wdr2<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616673616789417986\">20:23:42<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">[achtung, RT-alarm: ich gucke <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/ojNU4XE5h0\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/ojNU4XE5h0<\/a> durch. :)] <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616695247398047744\">21:49:39<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DerTorZurWelt\">@DerTorZurWelt<\/a>: Dieser neue W\u00e4schest\u00e4nder im Schlafzimmer: &quot;KETTLER Home Cardio Cross&quot;. Hochtrabender Name, kaum Platz f\u00fcr 3 Jeans. Keine Kaufempfehlung! <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616696023138725889\">21:52:44<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/danjel\">@danjel<\/a>: Mein CSS ist auch f\u00fcr den Windows-P\u00f6bel optimiert. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/yFnzGO3eWC\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/yFnzGO3eWC<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616696407328604160\">21:54:15<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/christelmett\">@christelmett<\/a>: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/ToJagHspq8\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/ToJagHspq8<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616696692960661504\">21:55:23<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/anneschuessler\">@anneschuessler<\/a>: So st\u00f6rrisch, wie meine Pflanzen mich als Respektsperson ignorieren, h\u00e4tte ich mir auch gleich Katzen holen k\u00f6nnen. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616697371099992064\">21:58:05<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Lloegryn\">@Lloegryn<\/a>: Ich h\u00e4tte noch einen Aufsitz-Rasenm\u00e4her abzugeben. Noch super in Schuss. Abholung in FFM. Preis VHB. Gerne RT. <a href=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/CHogQtgWgAAH3l1.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/CHogQtgWgAAH3l1.jpg<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616697789460811777\">21:59:45<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/katjaberlin\">@katjaberlin<\/a>: nachteil von printmedien. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/OvlTGXhYxf\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/OvlTGXhYxf<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616697905001312257\">22:00:12<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Z4PP3D\">@Z4PP3D<\/a>: Bayerisches Longboard in der Bahn gesichtet. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/2svtejHXep\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/2svtejHXep<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616698069589954561\">22:00:52<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SwedishCanary\">@SwedishCanary<\/a>: Ladies if a man says he&#039;ll fix it, he&#039;ll fix it&#8230; there is no need to be constantly reminding him about it every 6 months. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616698196849393668\">22:01:22<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RitaKasino\">@RitaKasino<\/a>: Frau m\u00f6chte wissen, wo ihr teurer Condotioner geblieben ist.<br \/>\nIch verschiebe die Pr\u00e4sentation des prachtvoll gepflegten Hamsters wohl lieber <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616698322594631681\">22:01:52<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/inschka\">@inschka<\/a>: Jetzt, wo ich so dar\u00fcber nachdenke: Ich bin eigentlich nie aus dem Tigerentenclub ausgetreten. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616698495748026369\">22:02:33<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BimmelB\">@BimmelB<\/a>: &quot;Ich bin jetzt Ern\u00e4hrungsberater.&quot;<br \/>\n&quot;Was sollte ich denn besser nicht essen?&quot;<br \/>\n&quot;Autos.&quot; <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616698541038112768\">22:02:44<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/UteWeber\">@UteWeber<\/a>: Tafel Schokolade in Geheimversteck gefunden. Wusst nicht mal mehr, dass ich ein Geheimversteck hab. Als Eichh\u00f6rnchen w\u00e4r ich so was von tot. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616698662085746688\">22:03:13<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mathaeusloska\">@mathaeusloska<\/a>: \u00bbIch will mich jetzt nur noch vegan ern\u00e4hren. Was f\u00fcr B\u00fccher kann man da empfehlen?\u00ab<br \/>\n\u00bbEigentlich egal \u2013 B\u00fccher schmecken fast alle gleich \u2026\u00ab <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616698783468892160\">22:03:42<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashcrap\">@hashcrap<\/a>: Pro und Contra Leberwurstbrot machen:<br \/>\nPRO: Leberwurstbrot<br \/>\nCONTRA: machen <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616699058770456577\">22:04:47<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/katjaberlin\">@katjaberlin<\/a>: beim genauen nachmessen stellt sich heraus, dass meine joggingstrecke doch gar nicht 72 km lang ist, wie ich immer dachte. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616699117507469314\">22:05:01<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Larenzow\">@Larenzow<\/a>: Im Verh\u00e4ltnis zu dem, was ich eigentlich gern essen w\u00fcrde, ern\u00e4hre ich mich sehr gesund. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616699769633673223\">22:07:37<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/omcgo\">@omcgo<\/a>: <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23UX&amp;src=hash\">#UX<\/a> vs <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Design&amp;src=hash\">#Design<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/BdSGKq3wlB\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/BdSGKq3wlB<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616699834611822596\">22:07:52<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Gminggmangg\">@Gminggmangg<\/a>: Erkl\u00e4re hier, dass f\u00fcr diesen K\u00e4se keine Engel gemolken werden. Die Kinder bleiben skeptisch. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/LQnMt9j684\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/LQnMt9j684<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616700153043402756\">22:09:08<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SankofaBrown\">@SankofaBrown<\/a>: Funny how people only know God&#039;s intentions when it comes to sexuality and gender. Anything else it&#039;s &quot;God works in mysterious ways&quot; <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616700267795382274\">22:09:36<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Alakbarov_\">@Alakbarov_<\/a>: This is why we love <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Scotland&amp;src=hash\">#Scotland<\/a>: The rail replacement service. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Scottishhumour&amp;src=hash\">#Scottishhumour<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/NjYg055ftd\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/NjYg055ftd<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616700436045692932\">22:10:16<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Horst_Hutzel\">@Horst_Hutzel<\/a>: Auf dem Display vorsichtig einen Kr\u00fcmel in eine Ecke schieben wollen. Dabei 89 Leute geblockt und einen Trecker ersteigert.<br \/>\nSie kennen das! <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616700497580290048\">22:10:31<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rabihalameddine\">@rabihalameddine<\/a>: Best courtroom exchange ever? <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/KRFAJNY5hF\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/KRFAJNY5hF<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616700645534359552\">22:11:06<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/caprisonnefan\">@caprisonnefan<\/a>: Paradox ist, dass die CDU\/CSU gegen eine Frauenquote ist, jedoch bei der Ehe eine Quote von 50% eisern verteidigt.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23EheFuerAlle&amp;src=hash\">#EheF\u00fcrAlle<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616700763805343745\">22:11:34<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Textvergessen\">@Textvergessen<\/a>: *imitiert Duschger\u00e4usche, um einen DHL-Boten anzulocken* <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616701216165224449\">22:13:22<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/han_man1927\">@han_man1927<\/a>: Grarf Drarcurlar war g\u00fcnstig an eine Wagenladung r gekommen. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616701485523468288\">22:14:26<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ChrisTheisen\">@ChrisTheisen<\/a>: Pflanzen haben keine Religion. Deswegen werden die uns alle \u00fcberleben. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616701802285641728\">22:15:42<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nachtlos\">@nachtlos<\/a>: schlimm sind auch menschen, die st\u00e4ndig ihr marathon-tshirt von irgendeinem lauf 1998 tragen. ich trag auch kein tshirt mit pommes drauf. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616701909982810112\">22:16:07<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nachtlos\">@nachtlos<\/a>: warum trage ich eigentlich kein tshirt mit pommes drauf? <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616701965800595456\">22:16:21<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SecretCoAuthor\">@SecretCoAuthor<\/a>: Hey <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Diepholz&amp;src=hash\">#Diepholz<\/a>, wenn das Piktogramm nicht auf den Radfahrstreifen passt, dann ist er definitiv zu schmal! <a href=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/CIlPq1fWgAAa_W7.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/CIlPq1fWgAAa_W7.jpg<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616702187847024644\">22:17:14<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/steffenmeier\">@steffenmeier<\/a>: RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sehnaoui\">@sehnaoui<\/a>: A girl showing her mom her new <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23laptop&amp;src=hash\">#laptop<\/a> with two usb ports.<br \/>\nGreece, 110 BC. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23computerarcheology&amp;src=hash\">#computerarcheology<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/CHENcQeUcAAA_9i.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/CHENcQeUcAAA_9i.jpg<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616702250430271488\">22:17:28<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Kalkspazz\">@Kalkspazz<\/a>: Dieser Moment, wenn die Frisur endlich sitzt, die Kinder aber nerven und der BH kneift. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/fKvQttX9X4\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/fKvQttX9X4<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616702568677281792\">22:18:44<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/behindyourback\">@behindyourback<\/a>: 20 Things That Women Should Stop Wearing After The Age of 30<br \/>\n1-20: The weight of other people&#8217;s expectations &#038; judgments <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616702683332739073\">22:19:12<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Horst_Hutzel\">@Horst_Hutzel<\/a>: Twitter. Wo \u00c4pfel mit Birnen verglichen werden, obwohl es gerade um Bananen geht. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616702938803666945\">22:20:13<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_ungenau_\">@_ungenau_<\/a>: Der die maximale Personenzahl in Fahrst\u00fchlen festlegt, ist doch dieselbe Person, welche auf Spaghettipackung f\u00fcr 2 Portionen schreibt. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616703487028539393\">22:22:23<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SauLustig\">@SauLustig<\/a>: Dem Hund ne Handytasche mit meinem Smartphone um den Hals geh\u00e4ngt und St\u00f6ckchen schmeissen, damit ich auf meine t\u00e4gliche Schrittzahl komme! <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616703637469790209\">22:22:59<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ichglaubeshackt\">@ichglaubeshackt<\/a>: Ihre Kinder werden Sie hassen. Nicht sofort, aber irgendwann und f\u00fcr lange Zeit. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/vemidO3aY1\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/vemidO3aY1<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616703914507808768\">22:24:05<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OwensDamien\">@OwensDamien<\/a>: Prince Charles lobbied for more spending on homeopathy. I\u2019d have allocated an extra .0000000001p and told him he\u2019d see the benefits soon. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616704272424538113\">22:25:31<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/grindbaron\">@grindbaron<\/a>: Ich habe 21 Follower. Das klingt wenig, es sind aber schon neun mehr als Jesus hatte. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616704418973519874\">22:26:05<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/aqua666\">@aqua666<\/a>: Freundin bedankt sich per WA f\u00fcr die Katze, die ich ihr von Mallorca geschickt habe.<br \/>\nDie Autokorrektur wird noch Kriege entfachen. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616705085788196864\">22:28:44<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/xaro68\">@xaro68<\/a>: Brettspiel f\u00fcr eine Person?<br \/>\nB\u00fcgeln <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616706019847090176\">22:32:27<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ichglaubeshackt\">@ichglaubeshackt<\/a>: Beleidigtes Verhalten unter Kleinwagen. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/Mb6EeqKae8\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/Mb6EeqKae8<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616706203515641857\">22:33:11<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rotzrosine\">@rotzrosine<\/a>: Stell dir vor du hast Ferrero K\u00fcsschen und keine Freunde, denen du eins geben k\u00f6nntest.<br \/>\nFooo traurifff.<br \/>\nFooo fffade. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616706550254546944\">22:34:34<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Jedi_Ben_Kenobi\">@Jedi_Ben_Kenobi<\/a>: In Physik kenn ich mich aus. Ich hab mal schnell ein <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Teilchenbeschleuniger&amp;src=hash\">#Teilchenbeschleuniger<\/a> gebaut.<br \/>\nNimm das Sheldon Cooper! &#x1f61b; <a href=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/B5NSjuOCUAA5EoJ.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/B5NSjuOCUAA5EoJ.jpg<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616706635029843969\">22:34:54<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Patoempf\">@Patoempf<\/a>: Das sollen Naschtomaten sein?! Da ist \u00fcberhaupt keine Schokolade drin! <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616707176287961089\">22:37:03<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LeChral\">@LeChral<\/a>: &quot;Oh, schau mal. Sch\u00e4fchenwolken.&quot;<br \/>\n&quot;Es ist komplett bedeckt!&quot;<br \/>\n&quot;Es ist halt ein sehr dickes Schaf.&quot; <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616707425358385152\">22:38:02<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/3farbengrau\">@3farbengrau<\/a>: Es gibt Menschen, die haben so felsenfeste \u00dcberzeugungen, dass an ihnen Moos w\u00e4chst. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616707966050242560\">22:40:11<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thetruemilhouse\">@thetruemilhouse<\/a>: Poststreik. Oder wie Rilke sagen w\u00fcrde: &quot;Wer heut keine Rechnung bekam, bekommt keine mehr.<br \/>\nWer jetzt ungemahnt ist, wird es lange bleiben.&#8220; <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616708376169353216\">22:41:49<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/xbg\">@xbg<\/a>: Untersch\u00e4tzte ethische Fragen der Gegenwart. Heute: Wieviel von einem Artikel muss man gelesen haben, bevor man ihn teilen darf? <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616708517345361921\">22:42:23<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HannaPopana\">@HannaPopana<\/a>: &quot;Mama, was gibt&#039;s heut zu essen?&quot; &#8211; &quot;Spaghetti.&quot; &#8211; &quot;Die dreckigen oder normal?&quot;<br \/>\nOkey, Dinkelnudeln haben hier keinen so guten Ruf. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616708672735936513\">22:43:00<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/beeblebrax\">@beeblebrax<\/a>: class Boa {<br \/>\n  public Boa() {}<br \/>\n}<br \/>\nEin Boa Constructor. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616710840473944065\">22:51:36<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/vonFriedland\">@vonFriedland<\/a>: Manchmal hei\u00dft ein Fav auch nur: \u201eSehr sch\u00f6n, endlich einmal ein Satz ohne Komma-Fehler.&quot; <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616710999664496640\">22:52:14<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Frollein_van_B\">@Frollein_van_B<\/a>: Eben im Bad einen Silberfisch gesehen.<br \/>\nErstmal im Internet gucken, was man da macht.<br \/>\nChefkoch.de, oder? <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616711328502149120\">22:53:33<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CookiesAndGin\">@CookiesAndGin<\/a>: Jetzt als Erwachsener habe ich noch gar nicht so viel Eis gegessen wie ich es mir als 10j\u00e4hriger immer vorgestellt habe. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616711658451308548\">22:54:51<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nullenschubser\">@nullenschubser<\/a>: Ich br\u00e4uchte eher so Teesorten wie &quot;leerer Schreibtisch&quot;, &quot;klare Zukunftsplanung&quot; und &quot;ausger\u00e4umte Sp\u00fclmaschine&quot;<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23wasfehlt&amp;src=hash\">#wasfehlt<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616712697367769088\">22:58:59<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SoVeryBritish\">@SoVeryBritish<\/a>: &quot;You&#039;ll have to excuse the mess&quot; &#8211; Translation: I&#039;ve spent seven hours tidying in preparation for your visit <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616713015866449921\">23:00:15<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ianduhig\">@ianduhig<\/a>: My friends hate it when I deliberately use wrong words in Tweets. They&#039;re such idioms. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616713112075407360\">23:00:38<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FrauBe\">@FrauBe<\/a>: Leute, die &quot;nach dem Backen 24 Stunden ruhen lassen&quot; unter Rezepte schreiben, haben doch eine eigene ICD-10-Kategorie, oder? <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616713344326578176\">23:01:33<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HausOhneFenster\">@HausOhneFenster<\/a>: Wenn man gen\u00fcgend Sonnencreme auftr\u00e4gt, perlt der Regen einfach ab. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616713449716854784\">23:01:59<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">[fertig. :)] <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616713813740535809\">23:03:25<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">\ud83d\ude42 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/U314hXrJZV\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/U314hXrJZV<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616714874391932929\">23:07:38<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">&#039;nacht allerseits! <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/616715045129490432\">23:08:19<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#039;morgen! 06:21:47 RT @Snoopy: A love story. \u2764\ufe0f http:\/\/t.co\/8uDWaGGhtY 06:24:53 RT @Wurfsternpingu: 30 Cent in den Kaffeeautomaten geworfen, 1,20 Euro und einen Kaffee herausbekommen. Ich glaube wir hatten den gleichen Mathelehrer. 06:25:25 der m\u00fcnsteraner markt schlie\u00dft am samstag wetterbedingt fr\u00fcher: http:\/\/t.co\/Gzyy6hslyw 08:45:31 &quot;Quo vadis, OneNote?&quot; http:\/\/t.co\/wR1eJjTeuW #onenote 14:04:32 prezi f\u00fcr die morgige veranstaltung zu services [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6804","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6804"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6804\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}