{"id":8361,"date":"2017-02-03T01:00:00","date_gmt":"2017-02-03T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/?p=8361"},"modified":"2017-02-04T17:35:50","modified_gmt":"2017-02-04T16:35:50","slug":"tweets-2017-02-03","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/?p=8361","title":{"rendered":"tweets | 2017-02-03"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"ws_tweet_list\">\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">&#039;morgen! <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827386695498637313\">06:22:14<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">die <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23kickstarter&amp;src=hash\">#kickstarter<\/a>-kampagne f\u00fcr das fahrradschlo\u00df <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23texlock&amp;src=hash\">#texlock<\/a> ist gestartet: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/wMXdw6JiVG\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/wMXdw6JiVG<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23fahrrad&amp;src=hash\">#fahrrad<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23sicherheit&amp;src=hash\">#sicherheit<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23schick&amp;src=hash\">#schick<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827388213991845888\">06:28:17<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JournalAltFacts\">@JournalAltFacts<\/a>: Forthcoming: Gynist, Miso. (2017) How to <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23DressLikeAWoman&amp;src=hash\">#DressLikeAWoman<\/a>: The Correlation between Hemline and Job Performance. Journal of Alternative Facts <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827414269641814016\">08:11:49<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/esteinhauer\">@esteinhauer<\/a>: d\u00fcsseldorf?! <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/O4oIwzLdQs\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/O4oIwzLdQs<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827414661960179714\">08:13:22<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Mozzole\">@Mozzole<\/a>: Gro\u00df-ar-tig. (via <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DIEZEIT\">@DIEZEIT<\/a>) <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/mz6JKV9G1d\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/mz6JKV9G1d<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827415082057482240\">08:15:02<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SammyKuffour\">@SammyKuffour<\/a>: The truth about experimentalists. (Directly after we drink beer to forget.) <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/WRZWzqAJRH\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/WRZWzqAJRH<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827415209681772544\">08:15:33<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JournalAltFacts\">@JournalAltFacts<\/a>: We have very recently published an article using this same data! See (Spicer, 2017). <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/39CPtg5XT0\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/39CPtg5XT0<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827415409083219968\">08:16:20<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/getur\">@getur<\/a>: related: now I know that DEL having 7 bits high has to do with holes in paper tapes. cc <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mikko\">@mikko<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/robbiev\">@robbiev<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/viSiPzQr8M\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/viSiPzQr8M<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827415584660930560\">08:17:02<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FakeLibStats\">@FakeLibStats<\/a>: 90% of librarians have been late to an appointment because they were checking out the nearby library first <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827415776504209408\">08:17:48<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">aus der reihe &quot;neu auf meinem fachliteratur-stapel&quot; heute: &quot;the <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23embeddedlibrarian&amp;src=hash\">#embeddedlibrarian<\/a>&quot;. ich bin gespannt. \ud83d\ude42 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/w2UFhKrnxX\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/w2UFhKrnxX<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827488484399136773\">13:06:43<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">youtube-reihe &quot;Geschichte Japans und Koreas&quot; von Reinhard Z\u00f6llner (kotoba): <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/lhmSthM5A6\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/lhmSthM5A6<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23japan&amp;src=hash\">#japan<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23korea&amp;src=hash\">#korea<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23history&amp;src=hash\">#history<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827496387046682624\">13:38:07<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MicroSFF\">@MicroSFF<\/a>: &quot;Do not underestimate Earthlings,&quot; thinker Zpkrt said. &quot;They made the most dangerous predator their pet.&quot;<br \/>\n&quot;Humans?&quot;<br \/>\n&quot;Humans, tamed by Cats.&quot; <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827498287766839297\">13:45:40<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RuddleMatthew\">@RuddleMatthew<\/a>: I&#039;m not saying the Brexit white paper was rushed out, but apparently we get 14 weeks annual holiday in the UK. <a href=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/C3qbuBBWQAAlEOV.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/C3qbuBBWQAAlEOV.jpg<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827498428670345216\">13:46:14<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DominicMHinde\">@DominicMHinde<\/a>: The Swedish deputy PM with a little dig at Donald as she passes a new climate law <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/TgKkUIYqLW\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/TgKkUIYqLW<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827498507246387200\">13:46:32<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/originalerhalt\">@originalerhalt<\/a>: Originalausdruck der ersten in Deutschland empfangenen E-Mail, die nur noch auf Papier \u00fcberliefert ist \u00a9 Stadtarchiv Karlsruhe <a href=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/C3vJgn8WQAEp8FE.jpg\">https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/C3vJgn8WQAEp8FE.jpg<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827498914572075008\">13:48:10<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/beetlebum\">@beetlebum<\/a>: Ich bin da etwas ganz Gro\u00dfem auf der Spur: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/Y2LKyuV8BO\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/Y2LKyuV8BO<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Blog&amp;src=hash\">#Blog<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/kzYwcEGs1G\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/kzYwcEGs1G<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827500185190285312\">13:53:13<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Sprachpingel\">@Sprachpingel<\/a>: Wie ist der Plural von \u201eApril\u201c? Und \u201eMai\u201c? F\u00fcr die heutigen <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Zwei_Minuten&amp;src=hash\">#Zwei_Minuten<\/a> hab ich selbst was gelernt! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Sprachtipp&amp;src=hash\">#Sprachtipp<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/NOf7RYtYXX\">https:\/\/t.co\/NOf7RYtYXX<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827500506683670529\">13:54:29<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/szmagazin\">@szmagazin<\/a>: Wie soll man gr\u00fcne Paprika sonst loswerden?<br \/>\nAus dem neuen Heft, heute in der <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SZ\">@SZ<\/a> oder hier: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/ZKiEyEUGoG\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/ZKiEyEUGoG<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/C3uXiNYXAAAL-ac.jpg\">https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/C3uXiNYXAAAL-ac.jpg<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827500763710619653\">13:55:30<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">2 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23podcast&amp;src=hash\">#podcast<\/a>-folgen zu <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23sprache&amp;src=hash\">#sprache<\/a>: <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tiemannTV\">@tiemannTV<\/a> zu &quot;steckbrief&quot; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/1pUQEoqTzP\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/1pUQEoqTzP<\/a> und <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/astefanowitsch\">@astefanowitsch<\/a> zu <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23fakenuews&amp;src=hash\">#fakenuews<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/Ij7T6a6sNc\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/Ij7T6a6sNc<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827565322928607233\">18:12:03<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/WorkingMonkey\">@WorkingMonkey<\/a>: Verlage sind die besten Berater. So great. And they make the authors pay for it. Brilliant. Best Berater ever. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23vgwort&amp;src=hash\">#vgwort<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/C3vS4geW8AArAK2.jpg\">https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/C3vS4geW8AArAK2.jpg<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827565402100269060\">18:12:21<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">wir haben jetzt auch eine suppentopf-nessie. \ud83d\ude42 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/gCmFTrU8HP\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/gCmFTrU8HP<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827609444414537728\">21:07:22<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">[achtung RT-alarm: ich gucke <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/ZmUTh4Bp3k\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/ZmUTh4Bp3k<\/a> durch.] <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827635214159605760\">22:49:46<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SwedishCanary\">@SwedishCanary<\/a>: I think a lot of conflict in the wild west could have just been avoided had architects made their towns big enough for &quot;the both of us&quot; <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827635596214595585\">22:51:17<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/outerspace_girl\">@outerspace_girl<\/a>: Ich muss nur noch schnell die Jahreszahl auf der Liste mit den guten Vors\u00e4tzen aktualisieren. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827635651168305158\">22:51:30<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Gedankenbalsam\">@Gedankenbalsam<\/a>: Ich brauche keine neuen guten Vors\u00e4tze. Die alten sind noch praktisch unangetastet. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827635707883692033\">22:51:44<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MannvomBalkon\">@MannvomBalkon<\/a>: Da l\u00e4sst man versehentlich das Badezimmerfenster vier Stunden ge\u00f6ffnet und muss jetzt einer Eisb\u00e4rfamilie erkl\u00e4ren, dass es so nicht geht. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827635754591539201\">22:51:55<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Sturrfridge\">@Sturrfridge<\/a>: Not really how I imagined the second coming <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/dFQe1AlD5l\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/dFQe1AlD5l<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827636002520961026\">22:52:54<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NeinQuarterly\">@NeinQuarterly<\/a>: It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. It was, at best, not yet the very worst of the truly very, very, very worst of times. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827636186558644225\">22:53:38<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mackielsky\">@mackielsky<\/a>: Wenn beim ausdrucken einer Ziege der Toner ausgeht \u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/8KIZGQZApq\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/8KIZGQZApq<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827636279324053504\">22:54:00<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/peterbreuer\">@peterbreuer<\/a>: Genialer Chagall-F\u00e4lscher, der die Kunstwelt narrt, \u00fcberm\u00fctig wird und wegen des Bildtitels \u201eWieder so ein langweiliges Pferd\u201c auffliegt. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827636347867377665\">22:54:16<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GebbiGibson\">@GebbiGibson<\/a>: Ich reagiere heute im B\u00fcro nur auf Emails, deren Betreff \u201eKuchen\u201c lautet. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827636515085889536\">22:54:56<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Attervar\">@Attervar<\/a>: If you feel like you&#039;re in the wrong universe, remember all this weird crap only started after they turned on the Large Hadron Collider. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827636560287956992\">22:55:07<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DieAnina\">@DieAnina<\/a>: Immer wenn jemand &quot;Word!&quot; sagt, m\u00f6chte ich inbr\u00fcnstig mit &quot;Excel&quot; kontern. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827636660334632961\">22:55:31<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ShahakShapira\">@ShahakShapira<\/a>: ES REICHT!!! Vegane Wurst UND Zimtschnecke verbieten!! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23verbrauchertaeuschung&amp;src=hash\">#verbrauchertaeuschung<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23L&amp;src=hash\">#L<\/a>\u00dcGENWURSTPRESSE <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/Mg2bMk28c5\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/Mg2bMk28c5<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827636777192128512\">22:55:59<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dentaku\">@dentaku<\/a>: Telefonklingeln im B\u00fcro. Alle verfallen in Schockstarre und warten darauf, dass dieses gr\u00e4ssliche Ger\u00e4usch wieder aufh\u00f6rt. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827636999213428736\">22:56:52<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Liorith\">@Liorith<\/a>: Wenn man Rotwein aus einer Tasse trinkt, sieht es aus wie Fr\u00fcchtetee und man wird von anderen auch f\u00fcr seine gesunde Lebensweise bewundert. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827637092788355072\">22:57:14<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hansenheld\">@hansenheld<\/a>: Kollege: Wenn die Hamburger ihre Philharmonie Elphi nennen, nennen die Berliner ihren Flughafen dann Sp\u00e4ti? <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827637160169861126\">22:57:30<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Killimanscharo\">@Killimanscharo<\/a>: Ab einem gewissen Alter verliebt man sich nicht mehr, da sucht man sich jemand, der nicht nervt. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827637203723489287\">22:57:40<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NurEinePhrase\">@NurEinePhrase<\/a>: &quot;Du trinkst um diese Zeit Bier?&quot;<br \/>\n&quot;Warmes Bier hilft bei Erk\u00e4ltung.&quot;<br \/>\n&quot;Aber das Bier ist kalt.&quot;<br \/>\n&quot;Ich bin ja auch nicht erk\u00e4ltet.&quot;<a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827637239119224832\">22:57:49<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GiveMeInternet\">@GiveMeInternet<\/a>: Fy Vay Em? <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/POrSrCuA6x\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/POrSrCuA6x<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827637665944190976\">22:59:30<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/der_Macco\">@der_Macco<\/a>: &quot;Hast Du auch so einen Schrittz\u00e4hler?&quot;<br \/>\n&quot;Nein! Ich fange erstmal langsam an. Ich habe jetzt einen Bewegungsmelder!&quot; <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827638097810771968\">23:01:13<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DrWaumiau\">@DrWaumiau<\/a>: Das gef\u00e4hrlichste Tier der Welt ist ein m\u00fcder, hungriger Mensch mit gedrosseltem Datenvolumen auf dem Weg zur Arbeit. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827638211073675265\">23:01:40<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AndrewBloch\">@AndrewBloch<\/a>: Congratulations to whoever is doing the PR for rats <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/D4Cd6wARZs\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/D4Cd6wARZs<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827638343643041792\">23:02:12<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/femInsist\">@femInsist<\/a>: &quot;Du verdienst mit 2000\u20ac Brutto\/Monat f\u00fcr dieselbe Arbeit 7% weniger als dein Kollege. Berechne deine Verluste\/Jahr in \u20ac.&quot; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23rechnenf\u00fcrm\u00e4dchen&amp;src=hash\">#rechnenf\u00fcrm\u00e4dchen<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/C3GrcRfXUAA7r5m.jpg\">https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/C3GrcRfXUAA7r5m.jpg<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827638696102985729\">23:03:36<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bundesamtfvs\">@bundesamtfvs<\/a>: WER WAR DAS!<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23AmericaFirst&amp;src=hash\">#AmericaFirst<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/d892Cq3qvI\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/d892Cq3qvI<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827638925049155589\">23:04:31<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ElsaBembaron\">@ElsaBembaron<\/a>: J&#039;adore! Without immigration Trump would have no wives! <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/QrgT6mvyaq\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/QrgT6mvyaq<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827639350338998277\">23:06:12<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Schnupperluft\">@Schnupperluft<\/a>: Wieso haben Paketdienste eigentlich so gro\u00dfe Autos? So viel wiegt so ein gelber Zettel doch gar nicht. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827640153363587072\">23:09:24<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/deichgenosse\">@deichgenosse<\/a>: Ich sage: Ich bin eine zarte Elfe.<br \/>\nDie Waage sagt, ich bin sogar zwei.<br \/>\n*\\o\/* <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827641352510902275\">23:14:09<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MeinolfsS\">@MeinolfsS<\/a>: Je \u00e4lter man wird, desto gr\u00f6\u00dfer ist die Angst, dass die Zahnfee das Glas Wasser neben dem Bett mitgenommen hat. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827641573391335424\">23:15:02<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/extrakaese\">@extrakaese<\/a>: &quot;Durchschnittlich 11 Pizzen isst der Deutsche pro Jahr.&quot;<br \/>\nOk. Ich bin mit 2017 fertig. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827642045401542656\">23:16:55<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GebbiGibson\">@GebbiGibson<\/a>: Keinen Amerikaner beim B\u00e4cker gekauft. Ich hoffe, diese Botschaft ist bei Trump angekommen. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827642347693432832\">23:18:07<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MarleneHellene\">@MarleneHellene<\/a>: Im Kino hatte eine Mutter f\u00fcr ihre Kinder Karottenschnitze dabei.<br \/>\nDas B\u00f6se hat viele Gesichter. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827642459605831680\">23:18:33<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_ngetuedelt\">@_ngetuedelt<\/a>: &quot; Was machst Du ?&quot;<br \/>\n&quot; Aufr\u00e4umen. &quot;<br \/>\n&quot; Im Liegen?&quot;<br \/>\n&quot; Ich sortiere Gedanken nach Farben!!&quot; <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827642944647733248\">23:20:29<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kackfroh\">@kackfroh<\/a>: &quot;Wann kommst du denn wieder zu WhatsApp?&quot;<br \/>\n&quot;Wenn mein Tattoo fertig ist.&quot;<br \/>\n&quot;Du l\u00e4sst dich t\u00e4towieren??&quot;<br \/>\n&quot;Nein.&quot; <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827643188064223234\">23:21:27<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Buddenbohm\">@Buddenbohm<\/a>: Endlich mal Overnight Oats gemacht. Also wir  h\u00e4tten das damals ja noch Pamps mit Obst genannt, ganz ohne Anglizismus. Wir hatten ja nichts. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827643345170214912\">23:22:05<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jazcblu\">@jazcblu<\/a>: Kellner: &quot;Nudeln statt Reis kostet Aufschlag!&quot;<br \/>\nOmi: &quot;Kein Problem, den k\u00fcrz ich dann einfach beim Trinkgeld.&quot;<br \/>\nMan muss sie lieben. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827643737018945536\">23:23:38<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LeChral\">@LeChral<\/a>: Sitze jetzt schon knapp 2 Stunden vor der Packung Partygarnelen, aber so richtig Stimmung will irgendwie nicht aufkommen. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827643849388482563\">23:24:05<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GanzGenau900\">@GanzGenau900<\/a>: Meine Kollegin hat heute mit dem Laminierger\u00e4t ein Fax losgeschickt.<br \/>\nHab mal nix gesagt<br \/>\nMan wei\u00df nie ob man Spezialfunktionen \u00fcbersehen hat! <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827643896830259205\">23:24:16<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LeChral\">@LeChral<\/a>: &quot;Oh, schau mal. Sch\u00e4fchenwolken.&quot;<br \/>\n&quot;Es ist komplett bedeckt!&quot;<br \/>\n&quot;Es ist halt ein sehr dickes Schaf.&quot; <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827643935954698240\">23:24:25<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Twelectra\">@Twelectra<\/a>: Ich br\u00e4uchte so ein Schaf unter dem Schreibtisch, das immer, wenn ich mich aufrege, an meine Hand stupst und dann ein M\u00f6hrchen will. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827644171808800768\">23:25:22<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ne_ratte\">@ne_ratte<\/a>: Diese Zeitverschiebung zu den USA wird irgendwie immer gr\u00f6\u00dfer. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827644671363002368\">23:27:21<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DerPoppe\">@DerPoppe<\/a>: Ich habe keine Angst, weil Trump seine Ank\u00fcndigungen umsetzt. Ich hab Angst, wenn er in zwei Wochen mit allem fertig ist und Langeweile hat. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827645061093539843\">23:28:54<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/iksuepsilonn\">@iksuepsilonn<\/a>: Der Ninja, der nicht weiter wusste: Nunja. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827645219646607366\">23:29:31<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/zynaesthesie\">@zynaesthesie<\/a>: Der Mensch besteht zu achtzig Prozent aus Wasser. Evolution\u00e4r sind wir Gurken mit der F\u00e4higkeit zur Angst <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827645300143751170\">23:29:51<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rebel_berlin\">@rebel_berlin<\/a>: Manche verwechseln ihre Pers\u00f6nlichkeitsst\u00f6rungen mit ihrer Pers\u00f6nlichkeit. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827645658601553920\">23:31:16<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sandkastenphilo\">@sandkastenphilo<\/a>: Zeig mir deine Narben,<br \/>\ndamit ich wei\u00df wo ich dich<br \/>\nam meisten lieben muss. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827645882069819393\">23:32:09<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BayKoru\">@BayKoru<\/a>: Nur Fu\u00dfballfans erkennen die Ironie im Bild! <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/v4SaUTAZQz\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/v4SaUTAZQz<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827648228325720066\">23:41:29<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/limonenbiss\">@limonenbiss<\/a>: Bei religi\u00f6sen oder politischen Tweets verliert man die meisten Follower. Also, wenn man zum Beispiel den Thermomix kritisiert. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827649654477221888\">23:47:09<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kaffeecup\">@kaffeecup<\/a>: H\u00e4tten wir den BER von DHL bauen lassen, w\u00e4re er zwar irgendwann zwischen 09:00 und 18:00 Uhr er\u00f6ffnet worden, st\u00fcnde aber beim Nachbarn. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827650174466027520\">23:49:13<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tasko1970\">@tasko1970<\/a>: Im Gegensatz zum Klo piept der Drucker wenigstens, wenn er kein Papier mehr hat. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827650494277484544\">23:50:29<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Textvergessen\">@Textvergessen<\/a>: Ein Modell des Eiffelturm im Ma\u00dfstab 1:100. Gebaut aus in Tweets eingesparten Kommata <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827650570831986688\">23:50:47<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dunjavoos\">@dunjavoos<\/a>: Die Kunst des Twitterns besteht oft darin, die gute Idee von der Dusche bis zum Schreibtisch im Kopf zu behalten. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23KunstdesTwitterns&amp;src=hash\">#KunstdesTwitterns<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827650979491360768\">23:52:25<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/peterbreuer\">@peterbreuer<\/a>: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/ZOuJMvtN7c\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/ZOuJMvtN7c<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827651142918238208\">23:53:04<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Grantscheam\">@Grantscheam<\/a>: Wenn Donald Trump in diesem Tempo weitermacht, gibt es sp\u00e4testens zu Ostern die ersten Hexenverbrennungen. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827651201982484480\">23:53:18<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">[fertig. :)] <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827651656493973504\">23:55:06<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">&#039;nacht allerseits, und sch\u00f6nes wochenende! <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/827652117036924929\">23:56:56<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#039;morgen! 06:22:14 die #kickstarter-kampagne f\u00fcr das fahrradschlo\u00df #texlock ist gestartet: https:\/\/t.co\/wMXdw6JiVG #fahrrad #sicherheit #schick 06:28:17 RT @JournalAltFacts: Forthcoming: Gynist, Miso. 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