{"id":8452,"date":"2017-03-05T01:00:00","date_gmt":"2017-03-05T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/?p=8452"},"modified":"2017-03-07T18:51:02","modified_gmt":"2017-03-07T17:51:02","slug":"tweets-2017-03-05","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/?p=8452","title":{"rendered":"tweets | 2017-03-05"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"ws_tweet_list\">\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">guten abend in die runde! <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838475542487830530\">20:45:22<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">wir unterbrechen unsere wochenend-ruhe f\u00fcr die durchsicht von <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/DE3k2aJhQ3\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/DE3k2aJhQ3<\/a>. [achtung: RT-alarm.] \ud83d\ude42 <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838475664911118336\">20:45:51<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Meeraltfrau\">@Meeraltfrau<\/a>: Ich bin fest \u00fcberzeugt, die Pyramiden wurden nur errichtet, weil jemand eigentlich die Steuer h\u00e4tte machen m\u00fcssen. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838475986685538305\">20:47:08<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jgrahamc\">@jgrahamc<\/a>: Rarely captured on film: a herd of traffic cones take their young out for a first tentative experience of road work. <a href=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/C43HUgTWcAAtRvA.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/C43HUgTWcAAtRvA.jpg<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838476552715264001\">20:49:22<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/oOtrinityOo\">@oOtrinityOo<\/a>: Nat\u00fcrlich haben die besorgten B\u00fcrger aus Dresden Angst vor Bussen. Die b\u00f6sen Dinger wollten sie n\u00e4mlich fr\u00fcher immer in die Schule bringen. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838476970782515200\">20:51:02<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ulrichkasparick\">@ulrichkasparick<\/a>: wenn dein Onkel ein General ist und er eine Tochter hat, dann hast du eine Milit\u00e4rbase.<br \/>\nSo. Und jetzt ist Mittag. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838477021432987650\">20:51:14<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/inschka\">@inschka<\/a>: Morgen Saunatag! <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/pBD9HSrQq7\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/pBD9HSrQq7<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838477537785307140\">20:53:17<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/vonBlacha\">@vonBlacha<\/a>: Wenn sogar dein Statistik-Buch Bremen disst&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/PCB4BxuVUs\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/PCB4BxuVUs<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838477848457457664\">20:54:31<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GabrielBerlin\">@GabrielBerlin<\/a>: E- und U-Twitter <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838478282005831680\">20:56:15<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Wolfseule\">@Wolfseule<\/a>: Wie hei\u00dft die deutsche Hipster-Version von Pimp my Ride? Autokorrektur. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838478725498953728\">20:58:00<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GiveMeInternet\">@GiveMeInternet<\/a>: Caesar salad <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/FALFpAWoAz\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/FALFpAWoAz<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838479086041317376\">20:59:26<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RichterHedwig\">@RichterHedwig<\/a>: Ist Autokorrektur der neue Freud? <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838479317176836096\">21:00:22<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/vaterprunk\">@vaterprunk<\/a>: Kinderspielzimmer, das;<br \/>\nAus dem Altgriechischen f\u00fcr &quot;Schneise der Verw\u00fcstung&quot;. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838479489625690112\">21:01:03<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/schrumberger\">@schrumberger<\/a>: In der KITA unterschrieben, dass K2 Sahnetorten essen darf.<br \/>\nUnd wer unterschreibt jetzt so eine Erkl\u00e4rung f\u00fcr MICH? <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838479802860519424\">21:02:17<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/buecherwurmloch\">@buecherwurmloch<\/a>: Kind 1 ist gerade selbst barfu\u00df auf einen Legostein getreten.<br \/>\nKarma gibt&#039;s also wirklich. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838480283812921345\">21:04:12<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Kleckerwingeln\">@Kleckerwingeln<\/a>: &quot;Und dann macht deine Mama dir noch einen Kartoffelwickel gegen den Husten.&quot;<br \/>\n&quot;Gehen auch Pommes?&quot;<br \/>\nSohn, 4, optimiert \u00e4rztliche Anweisungen. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838480675225350151\">21:05:45<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Splitterbunt\">@Splitterbunt<\/a>: Beschreiben sie &quot;Pubert\u00e4t&quot; mit einem Bild. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/5bT3eqv2uK\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/5bT3eqv2uK<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838481439163355139\">21:08:47<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Kleckerwingeln\">@Kleckerwingeln<\/a>: K1: &quot;Warum haben Sie denn einen Mundschutz an? So sieht man ja gar nicht, wie sch\u00f6n Sie sind.&quot;<br \/>\nSohn, 4, macht die Zahn\u00e4rztin klar <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838481499804614657\">21:09:02<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Quasselette\">@Quasselette<\/a>: Mein Papa, der mit Impfheft zum Arzt ging &amp; dieser ihm empfahl, die Tollwutimpfung aufzufrischen, weil es das vom verstorbenen Hund war <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838481724921229312\">21:09:56<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DejanFreiburg\">@DejanFreiburg<\/a>: K3 fragt mich, ob La kritze aus dem Franz\u00f6sischen stammt. Erkl\u00e4re ihm nat\u00fcrlich, dass dem so ist; wie auch bei Le berk\u00e4se und La sagne. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838482533633388544\">21:13:08<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rinrae\">@rinrae<\/a>: Ich brauche den f\u00fcr meine Gr\u00f6\u00dfe! <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/HmDWao0p8n\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/HmDWao0p8n<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838482991550771200\">21:14:58<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/peterbreuer\">@peterbreuer<\/a>: \u201eF\u00fcr mich bitte ein sehr gro\u00dfer Becher Kaffee mit vier St\u00fccken W\u00fcrfelzucker.\u201c <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/TscK5ReHPg\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/TscK5ReHPg<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838483057917181952\">21:15:13<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lanajlib\">@lanajlib<\/a>: Wo ein Wille ist, ist auch oft ein Sofa im Weg. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838483574546366464\">21:17:17<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MFeldenkirchen\">@MFeldenkirchen<\/a>: Die j\u00fcngste Aufregung um den Berliner Flughafen <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23BER&amp;src=hash\">#BER<\/a> ist pure Polemik. Alle \u00e4lteren Geb\u00e4ude m\u00fcssen nach gewisser Zeit mal saniert werden. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838484798876286976\">21:22:09<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sinnundverstand\">@sinnundverstand<\/a>: Das. Das Blog. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838485395486740481\">21:24:31<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AdlerReloaded\">@AdlerReloaded<\/a>: &quot;Liebling, wenn Du dich zwischen mir und Ben &amp; Jerry&#039;s entscheiden m\u00fcsstest&#8230;.&quot;<br \/>\n&quot;Um welche Sorte Ben &#038; Jerry&#8217;s geht es?&quot;<br \/>\nStille <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838485483105681412\">21:24:52<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ShellyAsquith\">@ShellyAsquith<\/a>: This photo shows a university department with &#8211; and without &#8211; migrant students and academics. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%231DayWithoutUs&amp;src=hash\">#1DayWithoutUs<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/C5Hi3gTXUAAn4k5.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/C5Hi3gTXUAAn4k5.jpg<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838485621240958982\">21:25:25<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hermes3s\">@hermes3s<\/a>: Wenn ich ein einziges Mal ein Auto knuddeln und tr\u00f6sten m\u00f6chte, dann dieses. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/7rPYsP86Lx\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/7rPYsP86Lx<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838485886589337600\">21:26:28<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Knochentuete\">@Knochentuete<\/a>: Nachstehend, die g\u00e4ngigsten Fl\u00e4cheneinheiten des metrischen Systems:<br \/>\nQuadratzentimeter<br \/>\nQuadratmeter<br \/>\nAr<br \/>\nHektar<br \/>\nQuadratkilometer<br \/>\nSaarland <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838486780055793664\">21:30:01<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">[fertig. :)] <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838487311415398400\">21:32:08<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">&#039;nacht allerseits! <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/838488343943987201\">21:36:14<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>guten abend in die runde! 20:45:22 wir unterbrechen unsere wochenend-ruhe f\u00fcr die durchsicht von https:\/\/t.co\/DE3k2aJhQ3. [achtung: RT-alarm.] \ud83d\ude42 20:45:51 RT @Meeraltfrau: Ich bin fest \u00fcberzeugt, die Pyramiden wurden nur errichtet, weil jemand eigentlich die Steuer h\u00e4tte machen m\u00fcssen. 20:47:08 RT @jgrahamc: Rarely captured on film: a herd of traffic cones take their young out for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8452"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8452\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}