{"id":9423,"date":"2018-02-04T01:00:00","date_gmt":"2018-02-04T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/?p=9423"},"modified":"2018-02-04T01:00:00","modified_gmt":"2018-02-04T00:00:00","slug":"tweets-2018-02-04","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/?p=9423","title":{"rendered":"tweets | 2018-02-04"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"ws_tweet_list\">\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">&#039;morgen! <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960059147587915776\">08:55:12<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">&quot;i\u2019s all in how you define \u201chelpful\u201d.&quot; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/aF0v6394Qi\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/aF0v6394Qi<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960068738040115200\">09:33:19<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">&quot;more historical status updates&quot; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/d2Lucp8TMv\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/d2Lucp8TMv<\/a> \ud83d\ude42 <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960069047873392640\">09:34:32<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">&quot;the specter of <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23failure&amp;src=hash\">#failure<\/a>&quot; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/84DnYrB1a1\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/84DnYrB1a1<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960069225669947392\">09:35:15<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/qikipedia\">@qikipedia<\/a>: Word of the day: CUMLIN (Scots) &#8211; a pet cat who spontaneously starts living with new owners <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/ikOzmEaiwz\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/ikOzmEaiwz<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960159567408713728\">15:34:14<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Eating\">@Eating<\/a>: how to seriously fuck with people <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/Vw1UsLDSA3\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/Vw1UsLDSA3<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960159635935301632\">15:34:30<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SoVeryBritish\">@SoVeryBritish<\/a>: \u201cIt was okay\u201d &#8211; Translation: An event occurred, I took no interest in it, then came home <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960159731137630209\">15:34:53<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SoVeryBritish\">@SoVeryBritish<\/a>: \u201cIt was okay\u201d &#8211; Translation 2: It was the best thing I\u2019ve ever done <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960159747000471552\">15:34:57<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SoVeryBritish\">@SoVeryBritish<\/a>: \u201cIt was okay\u201d &#8211; Translation 3: I was deeply disappointed <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960159756739579904\">15:34:59<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FakeLibStats\">@FakeLibStats<\/a>: 58% of librarians don\u2019t get drunk, we get conversational <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960160487135641601\">15:37:53<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TerribleMaps\">@TerribleMaps<\/a>: Super Bowl wins by country <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/3wfKIojWsa\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/3wfKIojWsa<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960160543460995072\">15:38:07<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FuzzyLeapfrog\">@FuzzyLeapfrog<\/a>: Okay, diese Sache mit den Einh\u00f6rner ist echt au\u00dfer Kontrolle geraten. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/avNaYeMyAN\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/avNaYeMyAN<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960160764471468037\">15:38:59<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NeinQuarterly\">@NeinQuarterly<\/a>: Art. Which in Germany is a science. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/BVtW482crK\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/BVtW482crK<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960160909669945344\">15:39:34<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FakeLibStats\">@FakeLibStats<\/a>: 45% of librarians love watching tennis because of all the shushing <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960160990489923585\">15:39:53<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/qikipedia\">@qikipedia<\/a>: A typical microwave oven uses more electricity keeping its digital clock on standby than it does heating food. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960161193276125184\">15:40:42<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GwilymLockwood\">@GwilymLockwood<\/a>: My aspirations for 2018 are the same as every year: [p\u02b0], [t\u02b0], and [k\u02b0]. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960161291393490944\">15:41:05<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/onkeltorben\">@onkeltorben<\/a>: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/Qb6U6KVqUJ\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/Qb6U6KVqUJ<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960161369982160896\">15:41:24<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DDROnline\">@DDROnline<\/a>: At a loose end this weekend? Why not take your computer for a walk? (Photo: Bundesarchiv, showing Berlin (East) 750th annive\u2026 <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960161543274090496\">15:42:05<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SoVeryBritish\">@SoVeryBritish<\/a>: \u201cWell let\u2019s get two portions of those because everyone likes those\u201d &#8211; Translation: I like those <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960161646328107012\">15:42:30<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AcademiaObscura\">@AcademiaObscura<\/a>: Passive aggressive librarians. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/2T9V9X4RaC\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/2T9V9X4RaC<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960161903342473216\">15:43:31<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/fbz\">@fbz<\/a>: if you ever wanted to cuddle up in some hex <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/TXyXE8S0PG\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/TXyXE8S0PG<\/a> quine perl code by <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/losso3000\">@losso3000<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/ZR9n85VGqw\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/ZR9n85VGqw<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960162078060400640\">15:44:13<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ASmallFiction\">@ASmallFiction<\/a>: &quot;A witch once put me into an enchanted sleep that lasted for years.&quot;\n<p>&quot;That&#039;s horrible. How did you break the curse?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;\u2026 <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960162152773554176\">15:44:30<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">[achtung RT-alarm: ich gucke <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/kVsYBrYYKm\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/kVsYBrYYKm<\/a> durch.] <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960223968073584640\">19:50:08<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KarlreMarks\">@KarlreMarks<\/a>: I imagine Twitter like a massive factory where they assemble us all in the morning and go &#039;alright folks, today&#039;s topic is\u2026 <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960224423382011905\">19:51:57<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ORasche\">@ORasche<\/a>: Im Grunde ist es ganz einfach: Was Ed Sheeran nicht singt, das singt James Blunt. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960224446714871809\">19:52:02<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RebeccaCNReid\">@RebeccaCNReid<\/a>: There\u2019s an episode of Friends where a group of 26 year olds are shocked that they drank 5 bottles of wine between 7 peop\u2026 <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960225145108533249\">19:54:49<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/UteWeber\">@UteWeber<\/a>: Szenen einer Beziehung:\n<p>PC: Neustart nach Treiberinstallation erforderlich<br \/>\nIch: &#8230;<br \/>\nPC: &#8230;<br \/>\nIch: &#8230;<br \/>\nPC: &#8230;<br \/>\n[l\u00e4ngeres passi\u2026 <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960225219574226945\">19:55:07<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Olle_Ziege\">@Olle_Ziege<\/a>: Ich w\u00fcrde nicht sagen, dass ich im Alter gelassenener werde. Ich vergesse nur schneller, wor\u00fcber ich mich gerade aufregen w\u2026 <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960225334384906241\">19:55:34<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/akkordeonistin\">@akkordeonistin<\/a>: Einen Haken setzen bei \u00bbK\u00fcnftig nicht mehr nachfragen\u00ab: Gibt\u2019s das auch f\u00fcr Menschen? <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960225358170722304\">19:55:40<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/fraudiener\">@fraudiener<\/a>: Jemand tr\u00e4gt ein Tablett mit einer Tafel Ritter Sport Crunchy Flakes, einem belegten Br\u00f6tchen und einem Teller mit einem Kl\u2026 <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960225426554654720\">19:55:56<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GebbiGibson\">@GebbiGibson<\/a>: Meine \u00dcberforderung an der Kuchentheke beginnt schon bei der Frage: \u201eWie viele St\u00fccke wollen Sie denn?\u201c <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960225731207991297\">19:57:09<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hrmpfm\">@hrmpfm<\/a>: Bewusstes Essen ist wichtig. Sonst fasst man geistesabwesend in die Celebrationspackung und hat pl\u00f6tzlich ein Bounty im Mund. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960225786367180801\">19:57:22<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/anneschuessler\">@anneschuessler<\/a>: Ab wie viel Mal hin und her darf man in einer Arbeitsmail nur noch &quot;Doch!&quot; schreiben, ohne unprofessionell zu wirken? <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960225971935830016\">19:58:06<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sdf_pubnix\">@sdf_pubnix<\/a>: Alan Kay, 1972 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/FoSYFRNDJo\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/FoSYFRNDJo<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960226147433877505\">19:58:48<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BauN3RD\">@BauN3RD<\/a>: Hier eine seltene 8-Bit-Katze aus den 90ern. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/WBpHWuTIpo\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/WBpHWuTIpo<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960226175699349504\">19:58:55<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Pokerbeats\">@Pokerbeats<\/a>: Was das wohl f\u00fcr ein Mensch war, der sich am Tag nach der Silvesternacht gedacht hat: \u201eSkispringen! Nichts auf der Welt w\u00fcr\u2026 <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960226496743960578\">20:00:11<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/archillect\">@archillect<\/a>: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/5rV7vfZygt\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/5rV7vfZygt<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960227075952140291\">20:02:29<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MarleneHellene\">@MarleneHellene<\/a>: \u201eIch gebe meinen Kinder ja Obst, wenn sie naschen wollen. Ist auch s\u00fc\u00df, aber nicht so ungesund wie Schokolade.\u201c\n<p>Solche\u2026 <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960227900401307648\">20:05:46<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/missoggi\">@missoggi<\/a>: Er steht nackt vor mir und sieht immer noch unversch\u00e4mt gut aus. Eigentlich hat er auch alles gemacht, was ich wollte. Trotzd\u2026 <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960228711097360384\">20:08:59<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Buntomat\">@Buntomat<\/a>: Bitte retweeten, wer das hier nicht nur aus Erz\u00e4hlungen kennt. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/9IYJ6jhXoO\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/9IYJ6jhXoO<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960229453770182656\">20:11:56<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DrWaumiau\">@DrWaumiau<\/a>: &quot;Ich kann heute nicht zur Arbeit. Die Stra\u00dfen sind verschimmelt.&quot;\n<p>&quot;Das ist Schnee.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;VERSCHIMMELT!&quot; <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960229618698645504\">20:12:35<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Darth_Lehrer\">@Darth_Lehrer<\/a>: Alles der Reihe nach abarbeiten. Wie so ne Batch-Datei.\n<p>(Verstehen jetzt auch wieder nur die \u00c4lteren hier) <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960230112963780608\">20:14:33<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Maleen_Bo\">@Maleen_Bo<\/a>: Wieso ist <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23SocialMedia&amp;src=hash\">#SocialMedia<\/a> Monitoring wichtig? Weil das passiert, wenn die Konkurrenz es richtig macht: <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23smdko18&amp;src=hash\">#smdko18<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Talkwalker\">@Talkwalker<\/a> htt\u2026 <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960230642951782400\">20:16:40<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cmportland\">@cmportland<\/a>: Mein Vorschlag f\u00fcr den n\u00e4chsten Twitter-Betriebsausflug. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/jbJvlHqwlB\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/jbJvlHqwlB<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960231045948944384\">20:18:16<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Maori\">@Maori<\/a>: Adam begann zu mansplainen, also stopfte Eva ihm das Maul mit einem Apfel. Ende. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960231306373337093\">20:19:18<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Larenzow\">@Larenzow<\/a>: Wenn Gott gewollt h\u00e4tte, dass an Weihnachten politische Diskussionen zwischen Familienmitgliedern am Esstisch gef\u00fchrt werden,\u2026 <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960231374367133696\">20:19:34<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/derLehnsherr\">@derLehnsherr<\/a>: Die Katze jagt ihren eigenen Schwanz und f\u00e4llt zum zweiten Mal vom Sessel.<br \/>\nWof\u00fcr genau haben die alten \u00c4gypter  sie damal\u2026 <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960231575446347778\">20:20:22<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BauN3RD\">@BauN3RD<\/a>: &quot;Geh ruhig runter. Du wirst bereits erwartet.&quot; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/vuomnntGKM\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/vuomnntGKM<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960231625543114753\">20:20:34<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Worthall_de\">@Worthall_de<\/a>: &quot;Und, was machst du so 2018? &quot;<br \/>\n&quot;Weiter.&quot; <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960231657994416128\">20:20:42<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CrazyGloble\">@CrazyGloble<\/a>: Meanwhile in Tobleronistan <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/RxPQFO1ceg\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/RxPQFO1ceg<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960231769894211586\">20:21:08<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/teddybaeruj\">@teddybaeruj<\/a>: Geben Sie es zu. Ohne die Paketdienste w\u00fcrden Sie Ihre Nachbarn doch gar nicht kennen. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960232425489141760\">20:23:45<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rainerschund\">@rainerschund<\/a>: Nichts ist so erniedrigend wie das Scrollen bei der Altersabfrage. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960232445294628864\">20:23:49<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">[fertig. :)] <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960232609992400897\">20:24:29<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dieNail\">@dieNail<\/a>: Bei manchen Auto-Aufklebern hoff ich ja, dass das der Name vom Autohaus ist &amp; nicht vom Kind. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960232799566532608\">20:25:14<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/everycolorbot\">@everycolorbot<\/a>: 0x375361 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/JQq7nqPz5T\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/JQq7nqPz5T<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960234437589045248\">20:31:44<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ExpatGF\">@ExpatGF<\/a>: Date formats around the world <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/i4ppTd2e20\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/i4ppTd2e20<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/15zysSevZW\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/15zysSevZW<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960252983903768576\">21:45:26<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kvlly\">@kvlly<\/a>: Roses are red<br \/>\nViolets are blue<br \/>\nUnexpected &#039;{&#039; on line 32 <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960260026802888705\">22:13:25<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jufritzsche\">@jufritzsche<\/a>: hoffe, Ihr exzerpiert Eure Lekt\u00fcre nicht, wie Albrecht Koschorke Adorno <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/uK5mFXLpe9\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/uK5mFXLpe9<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960267205115088896\">22:41:57<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">&#039;nacht allerseits! <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/v_i_o_l_a\/statuses\/960267425563529222\">22:42:49<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#039;morgen! 08:55:12 &quot;i\u2019s all in how you define \u201chelpful\u201d.&quot; https:\/\/t.co\/aF0v6394Qi 09:33:19 &quot;more historical status updates&quot; https:\/\/t.co\/d2Lucp8TMv \ud83d\ude42 09:34:32 &quot;the specter of #failure&quot; https:\/\/t.co\/84DnYrB1a1 09:35:15 RT @qikipedia: Word of the day: CUMLIN (Scots) &#8211; a pet cat who spontaneously starts living with new owners https:\/\/t.co\/ikOzmEaiwz 15:34:14 RT @Eating: how to seriously fuck with people https:\/\/t.co\/Vw1UsLDSA3 15:34:30 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9423"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9423\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.x-v-x.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}