„why sheep?“

immer wieder schön, zu erfahren, daß auch andere leut schafophil sind.

vorhin auf dieser schönen seite entdeckt:

so here are the top 10 reasons for sheep …

  1. sheep are deficient, which makes them perfect models for my ?slightly political? series. they deserve some votes…
  2. sheep say baaaa – anyone that can say that much with just one word is worthy of some attention (as opposed to some people that talk a lot without anything to say…)
  3. sheep will never make it into the american idol show – so giving them their very own platform of fame has become my goal (along with trying to get you to smile)
  4. sheep are ridiculous – always.
  5. sheep are peaceful – they don?t have trigger fingers.
  6. sheep wool is the ultimate high-tech material for everything from house insulation to soap making. anything that sophisticated must come from a pretty special factory (and it runs on bio-fuel, too! the emissions are rather vile, though…)
  7. sheep are quite adept at mowing lawns. and flower beds. and the neighbor?s flowerbeds. and the dog?s food. and anything you really don?t want them eating. composting machines.
  8. seep are gullible creatures – as long as there is a bit of corn to munch, they will pretty much let you make fun of them in any way you like and they won?t mind. perfect victims for my paintbrush and canvas (unlike human models…)
  9. sheep think everybody else is really smart. they are right.
  10. sheep have legs. four of them. family pack of roast leg of lamb…yumm.

🙂

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