'morgen!
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) December 11, 2017
Generisches Maskulinum ad absurdum: Toilette für Patienten beim Frauenarzt. pic.twitter.com/xmMVWkM7fw
— Fuzzy Leapfrog (@FuzzyLeapfrog) December 11, 2017
Was nicht heißt, dass nicht auch sich männlich definierende Menschen beim Frauenarzt zu finden sind.
— Fuzzy Leapfrog (@FuzzyLeapfrog) December 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/940117317672996864
falls man mal einen serifen-#font sucht: "spectral" macht einen guten eindruck: https://t.co/WtwQiiYQzO
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) December 11, 2017
Leute stehen am Bahnsteig und beschweren sich, dass der Zug einfach so ausgefallen ist.
Den es gar nicht gibt.Happy Fahrplanwechsel 🤗
— Tim Knopf (@lokfuehrer_tim) December 11, 2017
aus der reihe "bibliotheksstempel, die ich noch nicht kannte" heute: "gestohlen aus der bibliothek xy". https://t.co/1qDO8rCrqC 🙂
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) December 11, 2017
nice acronym: the CRAP test helps evaluating sources according to currency, reliability, authority, and purpose or point of view. cf. eg. https://t.co/NaFUdrvNck (via https://t.co/IvzIFWWsET)
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) December 11, 2017
naming & organising #files and securing & re-using #data in the humanities: some #tips by the @LibraryAAC: https://t.co/xpMNreagKl #RDM
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) December 11, 2017
QUESTION FOR GERMAN ACADEMICS: how much inconvenience has your lack of subscription access to Elsevier's journals caused at this early stage?
— @mike@sauropods.win 🏴 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 🦣 (@MikeTaylor) December 8, 2017
Die Autokorrektur hat mir gerade „Bierdeckelschnecken“ vorgeschlagen. Die verarscht mich doch?
— Herr haekelschwein (@haekelschwein) December 11, 2017
the natural light of reason has been darkened pic.twitter.com/Fb6c8wRMnI
— Philosophy Matters (@PhilosophyMttrs) December 11, 2017
Was at a workshop in Paris earlier this week. Guy walks in and sits through my talk and next one, nodding & laughing at jokes. Time for coffee break. We come back, & guy (who no one knew) is gone, & so is one of the laptops (the most expensive 1). So that is a thing, apparently.
— David Schlangen (@davidschlangen) December 10, 2017
That's maybe the time to retell the story of how my friend G (as a grad student) became "famous", bc someone took his name tag on the first day, "borrowed" money from a bunch of conference attendants, then disappeared. G had all kinds of people ask him for their money back. https://t.co/55of4nJ5Ag
— Tatjana Scheffler (@tschfflr) December 11, 2017
Fruchtgummi-Geschmacksrichtungen, nach Beliebtheit sortiert: Banane, Fliegerbombe, Brokkoli pic.twitter.com/1HjUVBo5uv
— Mike Zeitz (@mimimibe) December 11, 2017
My latest cartoon for @guardianreview
p.s. my new book #BakingWithKafka is out now: https://t.co/oxhSj4BO1a pic.twitter.com/bq09g0p6Rp— Tom Gauld (@tomgauld) December 11, 2017
”Man måste kunna hålla två tankar i huvudet samtidigt” är verkligen inte att ställa för höga krav på sina medmänniskor.
— Erik Helmerson (@Erik_Helmerson) December 10, 2017
Question: Why do some journals (mostly Elsevier, Wiley) 'publish' papers months in the future of their actual publishing date?
Answer: To accumulate citations before the 'time' for impact factor calculation even begins.
Unsurprising, unethical behaviour.https://t.co/xMqgHnFHDr pic.twitter.com/Ed4CdX4qIS— Jon Tennant (@Protohedgehog) December 10, 2017
They built a ladder to the stars.
"Let's choose someone to go up," one said.
"Not yet," said another.
"Why?"
"Something's coming down."
— A Small Fiction (@ASmallFiction) December 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/940171553790193666
12% of library staff meetings begin with the group reciting the Five Laws of Librarianship…followed by a group sigh
— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) December 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/940172293220814848
“Can I eat anything in the fridge?”
“No it’s for Christmas”
“What can I eat then?”
“There’s a piece of bread in the bin”
“The bread bin?”
“No that’s for Christmas. The actual bin.”— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) December 10, 2017
“Let’s build a snowman!”
“Do we have to?”— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) December 10, 2017
"Things keep falling and breaking," he said.
"A cat ghost," said the medium, "it has unfinished business."
"To do what?"
"Break things."
— A Small Fiction (@ASmallFiction) December 10, 2017
Maker vs. Manager: How Your Schedule Can Make or Break You https://t.co/4X3kjiKyOx via @farnamstreet
— Julia Pieper (@romartbib) December 9, 2017
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/940174371091443712
Wort des Jahres 2017: Jamaika-Aus https://t.co/UDgrHIBPOs
— Sprachlog (@sprachlog) December 9, 2017
Ein paar Worte über „Glückskind“: https://t.co/O6RTmGzuqU
— DerFlix.de (@DerFlixxx) December 9, 2017
puh, vieles … nehmen wir heute mal: selbstgefälligkeit. 🙂 https://t.co/dpcyLUYCSk
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) December 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/940177855534727170
Calvin Klein kept a Pantone card in his kitchen so his chef could get the colour of his coffee exactly right.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) December 11, 2017
Merry Christmas from the ScienceOpen team! We've created a collection of festive (and weird) Christmas-related research articles for you – enjoy! https://t.co/TCG2FJ1Ldr pic.twitter.com/fcSd6mCyXl
— ScienceOpen (@Science_Open) December 11, 2017
Glückwunsch zum Campu-Radio-Preis 2017 der @LfMNRW an @eldoradiode aus #Dortmund und @radioq aus #Münster https://t.co/N41StVL36t
— Westfalenspiegel (@Westfalen_heute) December 11, 2017
Danke @stadtwerke_ms für euren Kampf durch den Winter! pic.twitter.com/9ubeYm8vyy
— Dominic. (@dreierdominic) December 11, 2017
#tool for building an #online #encyclopedia: OES https://t.co/xuQaXkwwRZ used eg. here: https://t.co/YuQeRhAMMh (via the #oat17 #toolmarktplatz, https://t.co/6OGvfp1cfj)
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) December 11, 2017
Die deutschsprachige "Kolonial- und Missionarslinguistik" setzt ihren Gegenstand gg. Ende des 19 Jh. an. Leider ignoriert man damit Quellen (wie diese Evangelienharmonie im Delawarischen aus dem späten 18. Jh.), die u.a. Coopers "Lederstrumpf" beeinflusst haben dürften. pic.twitter.com/3Qn48Vmz9c
— Alexander Lasch (@AlexanderLasch) December 11, 2017
25% of librarians have been dumped for repeatedly asking for a citation during arguments
— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) December 11, 2017
Es schneit wieder mächtig. Was das für die Busse bedeutet? Steht im Blog: https://t.co/XGqoBezrHK pic.twitter.com/yyxsK3Wx65
— Stadtwerke Münster (@stadtwerke_ms) December 11, 2017
Nächste Kinder-Uni am 15. Dezember: Junior-Studierende werden zu Detektiven! Die "Schlossplatzbande" und ihr Erfinder, Germanist Dr. Hans-Joachim Jürgens bitten die Junior-Studierenden bei einem neuen Fall um Hilfe. Beginn ist um 16.15 Uhr im H1. https://t.co/ACyAjL50ob pic.twitter.com/SrUwA0eI48
— Universität Münster (@WWU_Muenster) December 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/940274870994300928
Here it is, the Very British Problems Christmas Bingo. Stick it on the fridge (but don’t go in the fridge!) pic.twitter.com/L1XIPLPpUu
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) December 3, 2017
Evangelische Fakultät der #WWU_Muenster ernennt Joachim Gauck zum Ehrendoktor: 400 Gäste bei Festakt im münsterschen Schloss / Ehemaliger Bundespräsident betont Wert der Toleranz. https://t.co/7pBUhBDnrk
— Universität Münster (@WWU_Muenster) December 11, 2017
Pour la Journée internationale de la #montagne, Gallica s'évade du côté du #Japon avec cette estampe enneigée d'Hiroshige : https://t.co/9xF2AtpWLQ pic.twitter.com/J7U2BikTZl
— Gallica BnF (@GallicaBnF) December 11, 2017
“What are you working on at the minute?”
“Pretending to work”
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) December 11, 2017
series "how to improve trumpet solos" today: hand them over to the oboe. 🙂 pic.twitter.com/6Dypw6Isay
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) December 11, 2017
Calls: 1st Conference on Pokémonastics: Call for Papers: We welcome abstract submissions for poster presentations. A poster session will be held both on Saturday and Sunday. We hope the poster sessions to be great opportunities for presenters to interact… https://t.co/yd6EfOutwh
— LINGUIST List (@linguistlist) December 11, 2017
<3 <3 <3 https://t.co/tYQYrp9Yiq
— @kristinkopf@fediscience.org (@Schplock) December 11, 2017
Punk ist nicht tot. pic.twitter.com/eKqULExG9I
— ₡ҤØŘEØ$λ™ (@choreosa) December 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/940337287883304960
Schnee ist flauschiges Wasser.
— Der Waidmann (@h4usmeister) December 10, 2017
'nacht allerseits!
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) December 11, 2017