"How was my system scan?"
"Not good. We found this malware garbage in your core files."
"That's my personality profile. That's me."
"Oh."
— A Small Fiction (@ASmallFiction) February 1, 2018
"Manch einer, der vor der Versuchung flieht, hofft doch heimlich, dass sie ihn einholt." (Giovanni Guareschi) (via https://t.co/L4VYhltLO1)
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) February 1, 2018
degruyter, cambridge university press, SAGE und viele andere mehr: die #ULBMünster hat rund 200.000 ebooks lizenziert: https://t.co/cAvf6HaBNE cc @WWU_Muenster #ebooks #ULBMuenster
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) February 1, 2018
My new doctor gives me too many options on their registration form. pic.twitter.com/SGtFKaGH01
— Karol Markowicz (@karol) February 1, 2018
Today in German taz: a good analysis why #Facebook‘s anti suicide #algorithms might not be implemented for European users, with @algorithmwatch (in German), @commfigurations, @tazgezwitscher: https://t.co/KSd3LOgFBy pic.twitter.com/TomuNh33Bh
— Andreas Hepp | @Andreas_Hepp@sciences.social (@Andreas_Hepp) February 1, 2018
Was sind Forschungsdaten in den Geschichtswissenschaften? Welche Standards braucht man? Wie kommt man zu diesen Standards? Welche Rolle sollte zukünftig der Datenautorschaft zukommen?
Wer mitdiskutieren möchte, hier unser Call for Papers:https://t.co/ILLoM5uDNn— Torsten Hiltmann (@TorstenHiltmann) January 31, 2018
"Leadership is about unlearning management and relearning being human." #leadership #slalmd @HarvardHBS https://t.co/6tHelPCCmp
— SLA LMD (@SLALMD) January 31, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/958987696734646272
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/958987855967277056
Is research responding to health needs? Not in Europe and much less globally, we find, when we compare the burden of diseases against share of publications by disease. Food for thought about how to improve priority setting in health research. https://t.co/kahyqYWkCq pic.twitter.com/qWJqDrJpcJ
— Ismael Ràfols (@IsmaelRafols) January 30, 2018
This is what happens to your brain when you don't get enough sleep https://t.co/TprwX0kXDM #health pic.twitter.com/ofIGUSTikm
— World Economic Forum (@wef) January 30, 2018
interesting to see that Germany seems to have more than the UK, despite the UK having a stronger commitment towards #OpenAccess https://t.co/Vsbvgv7Kbt
— Sebastian N✦rdh✦ff (@twig2noise) February 1, 2018
Geographical map with spread of 5.3M downloads from @OAPENbooks. Data here: https://t.co/HUq23EkzyY #openaccess #monographs pic.twitter.com/iy56joTT71
— Jeroen Sondervan (@jeroenson) February 1, 2018
It’s in his kiss – Erm, no, it isn’t! https://t.co/gN4XQWXDgE #learngerman
— Angelika Davey (@german_tutor) February 1, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/959021514162147329
Jetzt erst entdeckt, aber sicherlich wert zu folgen: @bib_online stellt die Frage "#onlinemarketing in #bibliotheken – Hype oder notwendige Veränderung?" und gibt Tipps: https://t.co/XOqOjTvunY #shoutout #socialmedia
— unkej (@unkej) January 30, 2018
Gute Einführung in #onlinemarketing für #Bibliotheken #einfachdigital https://t.co/cwfVFXp9Dk
— Bibliotheksverband (@bibverband) January 31, 2018
Finally! Thank you, @lisafdavis & team. So, take that, science journalist. For the future: Try to ask someone who is #Voynich literate BEFORE you write your article. https://t.co/fUMX9TNm8n
— jhermes (@spinfocl) February 1, 2018
Kreative #Firmennamen gibt's nicht nur beim Friseur, sondern auch beim #Augenoptiker. Nun ja. pic.twitter.com/nJAzhJMQE1
— Sandra Meinzenbach: Werbelektorat + Korrektorat (@TextSkizzen) February 1, 2018
OKAY I HAVE AN IMPORTANT THREAD FOR YOU about fighting in ballgowns! I will illustrate with Disney Princess gifs, because why not.
First, you can absolutely swordfight in a dress. Some dresses are great to swordfight in, and some are not so great.
— Melissa Caruso (@melisscaru) January 31, 2018
So! If you're attending a ball and you suspect you may be a novel heroine, remember:
Full mobility sleeves without too much dangly stuff
No floor-length skirts (or train, ugh)
No cloak (doff it for effect!)
Poofy skirts fine (but not in heavy underbrush)
Corsets fine— Melissa Caruso (@melisscaru) January 31, 2018
Word of the day: YUYIN (Chinese)
The remnants of sound that stay in the ears of the hearer.— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) February 1, 2018
Linguistik trifft Literaturwissenschaft: maschinelle Autorschaftsanalyse https://t.co/I2KOqmnOip pic.twitter.com/6so1R80NPl
— Alexander Lasch (@AlexanderLasch) February 1, 2018
Laut @katjaberlin bin ich alt… #TortenDerWahrheit pic.twitter.com/hzF4vwKbAX
— Seema Mehta (@zeemzee) February 1, 2018
Today is #TimeToTalk Day! Pop the kettle on and get talking about mental health. These conversations have the power to change lives. Find out more at @TimetoChange pic.twitter.com/x2p1Axcq8u
— PG tips (@PGtips) February 1, 2018
Heute ist "Ändere-dein-Passwort-Tag" und der "Change-your-password-day", der für den 1. Februar ausgerufen wurde, macht durchaus Sinn: Die meisten Internetnutzer achten nicht auf Sicherheit. Das @ZIVWWU hat einige Sicherheitstipps, die helfen können: https://t.co/c4hp98Hy58 pic.twitter.com/v2glGrAMU5
— Universität Münster (@uni_muenster) February 1, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/959043289801461760
Selective yellow [hex:FFBA00, RGB:(255, 186, 0), HSV:(44°, 100%, 100%)] (https://t.co/skpelTkT0G) pic.twitter.com/sTX4GRRukQ
— 色 bot (@colours_bot_wp) February 1, 2018
Sehr interessanter Service – hat das irgendeine Bib in D schon lizenziert? "@Kanopy provides libraries access to one of the most unique collections of films in the world – including award-winning documentaries, training films & theatrical releases – on every topic imaginable." https://t.co/6TkDttyWWW
— Basso Continuo @bckaemper@social.tchncs.de (@bckaemper) February 1, 2018
der erste #abenddienst an der #infotheke in diesem jahr — und die erste stunde war so geschäftig, daß man gar nicht zum twittern kam. sowas! 🙂
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) February 1, 2018
Wie geht es weiter mit #OpenAccess in Deutschland? @BMittermaier bringt uns auf den aktuellen Stand über die Verhandlungen mit den großen Wissenschaftsverlagen. https://t.co/8non1ckjAM #DEAL #JülichBlogs /mb pic.twitter.com/ocreZNZ4ee
— Forschungszentrum Jülich | @fzj@social.fz-juelich (@fz_juelich) February 1, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/959110290645442560
He eyed the robot. "So whose job will you take?"
"Nobody's. I may not replace a human."
"So what do you do?"
"I am here for you to talk to."— Micro SF/F stories (@MicroSFF) February 1, 2018
Wie entstand die sizilianische Mafia? Diese Forscher meinen: wegen Zitronen! Als entdeckt wurde, dass Zitronensaft gegen Skorbut hilft, stieg die Nachfrage enorm. Sizilien war klimatisch der beste Anbauort. Und die Mafia schützte die Plantagen vor Dieben. https://t.co/RNRWFZkr1S
— Mike Zeitz (@mimimibe) February 1, 2018
The boa constrictor is the only living species whose common name is also its scientific name.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) February 1, 2018
The amount of meetings as an indicator of productivity
— LIS Grievances (@lis_grievances) February 1, 2018
… und die zweite stunde auch. viele bunte nutzerfragen heute. 🙂
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) February 1, 2018
regular reminder: "legal name" is a very boring-sounding phrase.
it sounds WAY cooler if you call it your "government alias"
— Fiora (@FioraAeterna) January 31, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/959167909615546369
Übrigens:: Aufgrund von Beschwerden, dass die morgige Mondfinsternis hier nicht zu sehen sein wird, haben wir kurzfristig für den 27. Juli eine besonders schöne #Mondfinsternis (die längste des 21. Jahrhunderts) organisiert, die ihr auch von Europa beobachten könnt. #Servicetweet
— DLR_next (@DLR_next) January 30, 2018
"KOLLEKTIVES HANDELN!" 💪 @c_riesen beim #ojsdenet #workshop #ojs #openaccess
— unkej (@unkej) February 1, 2018
'nacht allerseits!
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) February 1, 2018