'morgen!
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) March 4, 2018
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Dog slept.
In the dream Friend said, "I'm going," but didn't close the door. They went together.
Dog's tail twitched. It was a good dream.
— A Small Fiction (@ASmallFiction) March 3, 2018
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Academia. Where it is better to have publications without insight, than to have insight without publications.
— Shit Academics Say (@AcademicsSay) September 17, 2017
"Sie sind zu nichts zu gebrauchen!"
"Hallo? Ich habe einen Doktortitel!"
"Die Optionen, Sie adäquat einzusetzen, konvergieren gegen Null."
— Regieklappe (@regieklappe) March 2, 2018
Lovely new English term to sum up #UK government's position on #Brexit:#Cakeism!https://t.co/wfrwlyeKqn
— Peter Littger (@plittger) March 2, 2018
Even though the 'International Hug a Librarian Day' was yesterday, it is never too late to #hug yours. So big hugs to all #librarians especially @TIBHannover pic.twitter.com/dzllS7PCt9
— Gábor Kismihók (@kismihok) March 2, 2018
Lustige Selbstbeschreibung der @germanscholars in der Diskussion: „Wir Wissenschaftler sind ja sozusagen Menschen mit Publikationshintergrund“. https://t.co/SgzyyxwfL7
— Anna-Lena Scholz (@doc_scholz) March 3, 2018
"You can't have your cake and eat it too."
"Alright. I'll have my cake, and eat your cake."
"Wait, no, that's-"
"Who else brought cake?"
— A Small Fiction (@ASmallFiction) March 3, 2018
Goethes „Faust I“ in einem Tweet: Twittert eure „Faust“-Zusammenfassung als Antwort oder Retweet mit dem Hashtag #einklassikereintweet und wir verlosen am 29.3.2018 unter allen Beiträgen ein Reclam-Überraschungspaket.
(Teilnahmebedingungen: https://t.co/y3HBUZfu10) pic.twitter.com/OWm1MO5EiU
— Reclam Verlag (@ReclamVerlag) February 28, 2018
#faust I als #einklassikereintweet? "heinrich! mir graut's vor Dir." (vers 4610). RT @ReclamPresse https://t.co/zmsVVgOPsq pic.twitter.com/gqzIPXLJDH
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) March 4, 2018
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"alles okay bei Ihnen?" – "ja, ich faste gerade." https://t.co/kpioi247Ye #schwimmbad #krokodil 🙂
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) March 4, 2018
""fein" ist auch so ein armes wort." https://t.co/4fDii1gyeg #leberwurst #touche 🙂
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) March 4, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/970287595774193664
NEW FILM! 'Purrthday Cake' 🎁 Celebrate our 10th year anniversary with us! 🎂 We will be celebrating throughout March – Send us your birthday messages using #SimonsCat10Years for a chance to be featured. pic.twitter.com/PnwndEpf0b
— Simon's Cat 🐾 (@SimonsCat) March 4, 2018
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Meanings of “you look well”
1. You look well
2. You looked particularly bad when we last met
3. You look larger than last time
4. I say this to everyone, regardless of how they look— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) March 4, 2018
GB: Ich schmeiss den Job hin!
EU: Ok
GB: Aber ich will weiterhin mein Gehalt!
EU: No
GB: Und in der Kantine essen!
EU: No
GB: Und bezahlten Urlaub!
EU: No
GB: DIE EU MUSS UNS ENTGEGENKOMMEN! JETZT! WEIL ICH DAS WILL!
EU: No
GB: WÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ!
EU: No— mikemacapple (@mikemacapple) March 3, 2018
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Written for anyone who’s having a bit of a clear-out today.
(@Telegraph / https://t.co/PgbDlkQKpy) pic.twitter.com/qO05pHP8jC— Rob Temple (@RobTemple101) March 4, 2018
This week: relatively inclined in #netherlands #switzerland #bicycle #biking #biketour #dutchrider #swiss #eurotrip #anotherhashtag pic.twitter.com/VmT6mrNHWe
— Itchy Feet Comic (@ItchyFeetComic) March 4, 2018
Danke an H. Berger, der mich gerade an diesen Cartoon erinnert hat. #nurnocheinetür Charlie Brown and Snoopy • Someday we die … https://t.co/VpDJrLiBI7
— Uwe Schulz | Radiogesicht (@radioschulz) March 4, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/970403539070738432
A writer's life. 🙂 RT @new_toon: March on @new_toon calendar, caption by @NeinQuarterly. pic.twitter.com/4JYQ8Walbq
— Zen Outtakes (@zenouttakes) March 4, 2018
'nacht allerseits!
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) March 4, 2018