morgen!
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) April 10, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/983590888814374912
"Nicht nur die Inhalte der Videos sind interessant – spannend sind auch die automatischen Analysen, mit denen das Videomaterial durchsuchbar gemacht wird." Das @ctmagazin berichtet über das @TIB_AVPortal https://t.co/IGmdXiABr7
— TIB AV-Portal (@TIB_AVPortal) April 9, 2018
He felt himself be pulled toward the bed. At the center of it lay his pet black hole.
"Gee, I'm coming," he muttered. He undressed, then collapsed down.
The black hole purred.
"I swear, sometimes you're just like a cat," he mumbled, and fell asleep, curled up around his pet.— Micro SF/F stories (@MicroSFF) April 9, 2018
Tradition holds that on the first night of #NationalLibraryWeek, information professionals leave out their cardigans in the hopes that Melvil Dewey will leave hand sanitizer in the pockets.
— Lousy Librarian (@LousyLibrarian) April 9, 2018
50% of questions asked during library staff meetings are answered with other questions
— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) April 9, 2018
Im neuen Semester stehen wieder Gruppenarbeiten an? Arbeitet gemeinsam auf #sciebo! Alle Gruppenmitglieder haben Zugriff auf die aktuellsten Dateien und können Dokumente mit dem Editor simultan bearbeiten – das ermöglicht Euch eine einfache Absprache. pic.twitter.com/Wkv1RUZaCI
— sciebo – www.hochschulcloud.nrw (@sciebo) April 9, 2018
The Scientific Paper Is Obsolete. Here's What's Next. – The Atlantic “What would you get if you designed the scientific paper from scratch today?” https://t.co/gVoo7MFD7g
— Kurt De Belder (@KurtDeBelder) April 8, 2018
für das team der bibliothek im vom-stein-haus der @WWU_Muenster suchen wir zum 1.7. eine studentische hilfskraft: https://t.co/SANyvVcvmy #shk #bibliothek #muenster
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) April 10, 2018
send-aufbau. der münsteraner weiß: das wetter wird schlechter. 😁 #send #ms pic.twitter.com/WOXF1q2jP2
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) April 10, 2018
Die Traumaambulanz der WWU bietet nach der Amokfahrt in #Münster eine telefonische Sprechstunde für Betroffene an. Die Therapeuten sind täglich von 12 bis 13 Uhr unter Tel. 0251 8334132 erreichbar: https://t.co/SEwyBahUUH
— Universität Münster (@uni_muenster) April 10, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/983682188595122176
Der Landschaftsverband Westfalen-Lippe bietet Hilfe für Betroffene der Amokfahrt am vergangenen Samstag. Geschädigte und Zeugen können in Trauma-Ambulanzen Unterstützung und Beratung erhalten: https://t.co/2DYlqFQ2bR #kiepenkerl #LWL
— Stadt Münster (@muenster_de) April 10, 2018
International American Malachi Rempen of @ItchyFeetComic talks to #ATCK Fiel Sahir about his ambition to change the world one comic strip at a time! Malachi's work captures the funny and quirky things from different cultures | @Btw3Worlds podcast https://t.co/tvGvX1Fjc3 pic.twitter.com/xRvOJntuQf
— The Displaced Nation (@DisplacedNation) April 6, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/983683205223124992
"Ich kann jetzt nicht, ich bilde Vitamin D."
"Du liegst faul in der Sonne."
"VITAMIN D!!!"
— 𝔽𝕣𝕒𝕦 𝕍. (@veno_veritas) April 7, 2018
Fun fact: The average British marriage length is the same now as it was 100+ years ago. (In 1900 it was 12 yrs because of death, now it's 12 yrs because of divorce)
So if we want to beat the odds, we shouldn’t really be marrying before the age of 70.— Jemima Goldsmith (@Jemima_Khan) April 6, 2018
Reposting things you should know:
A RÜCKENFIGUR is a figure of a person in the foreground of a painting with their back turned to the viewer.
Your life is now complete. pic.twitter.com/liriMutxce— Rabih Alameddine (@rabihalameddine) April 6, 2018
The king's beacons were lit, so they readied for war.
A message came days later.
"This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcast System."
— A Small Fiction (@ASmallFiction) April 7, 2018
They lived an eternity, saying "My love for you is like the stars in the sky."
After an eternity, they looked up at the starless sky and smiled.
"My love for you is like the memory of stars."— Micro SF/F stories (@MicroSFF) April 6, 2018
Hier ist das schöne Foto, das eben nicht mitgekommen ist 🙂
Foto: WWU/Alice Büsch pic.twitter.com/iEEDbbEnLG
— Universität Münster (@uni_muenster) April 6, 2018
No one knew where the road went. No one who used it came back.
So: somewhere very good, or very bad.
People being people, they kept going.
— A Small Fiction (@ASmallFiction) April 6, 2018
34% of librarians are embarrassed to admit that last night they finally reached their 2011 reading goal
— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) April 5, 2018
When it's supposed to be #spring but it's still cold outside… pic.twitter.com/6M6grYLcS2
— Oceana (@oceana) April 4, 2018
"Wissen wir noch nicht" oder "wir lassen uns überraschen" sollte auch bei bereits geborenen Babies eine akzeptierte Antwort auf die Frage "ist es ein Junge oder ein Mädchen?" sein.
— shinyKitten (@cuffedCatling) April 3, 2018
Müßte das inzwischen nicht "Ent-Alphabet-isieren" heißen? https://t.co/TERbQodJuM
— Bernhard Tempel (@nemissimo) April 4, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/983686475538681856
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/983686516659687424
The average librarian’s to be read pile is equal to twice their height divided by two plus one really thick book they know they’re never going to read
— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) April 4, 2018
About one-third of British adults still sleep with a teddy bear. pic.twitter.com/USOMll3knd
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) April 2, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/983686773632008193
"Da war er wieder!" – NEUE "Glückskind"-Folge
Alle Folge: https://t.co/idHCgPS8xf
Das Buch: https://t.co/7tyivvfgf8 pic.twitter.com/DNGviQPQMi— DerFlix.de (@DerFlixxx) April 4, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/983687067514363905
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/983687335815581696
Ranganathan’s lost 9th Law:
Every librarian their complaint
— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) April 3, 2018
Zum #semesterstart gibt's wieder die Möglichkeit, über die Kompaktausbildung oder eine freie Mitarbeit bei #radioq einzusteigen. Alle Infos dazu gibt's hier: https://t.co/292rewUJz9 @WWU_Muenster @fh_muenster pic.twitter.com/RlbjTZjxdS
— Radio Q (@RadioQ) April 3, 2018
me at any conference session outside my subdiscipline pic.twitter.com/JkklR1Dsb0
— Shit Academics Say (@AcademicsSay) April 2, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/983688323628716033
"Du bist so lange einsam
Bis du lernst allein zu sein." #OlliSchulz #Lyrics— Fuzzy Leapfrog (@FuzzyLeapfrog) April 2, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/983689200196308992
Finally achieved world peas. pic.twitter.com/49dC1cYJ73
— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) March 30, 2018
Pastarezepte, die für 4 Personen 300 g Nudeln verwenden, sind doch nur getarnte Diättipps.
— Lia (@dieLia_) March 30, 2018
E-mail anxiety https://t.co/Eoqusk7vhd pic.twitter.com/GZcaXEj2Vd
— PHD Comics (@PHDcomics) March 30, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/983690700763140097
“the Novel is Doomed!”
(my cartoon for last week’s @guardianreview). Lots more here: https://t.co/3yfq95HP6F pic.twitter.com/C8EzdjuGIV— Tom Gauld (@tomgauld) March 29, 2018
uhm … who, meeee? 🙂 https://t.co/EL4YCk4IMY
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) April 10, 2018
Don't forget the germans most important compliment: da kann man nicht meckern/there's nothing to complain. And be sure,the german tried very hard to complain
— ElSnyder (@RHNGS) March 28, 2018
most german things i know (as a german):
– "i can't get sick, i have to work"
– 10°C and cloudy: "omg let's bbq"
– "but what about the pfand?!"
– "i don't wanna complain BUT-"— mary read(s). 📚🌊 (@remaininlullaby) March 28, 2018
Is it really a conference presentation if it isn’t created < a week beforehand?
— Fake Academic Stats (@FakeAcademStats) March 29, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/983691691612950528
The 4th most commonly made item on public library 3D printers is replacement Ls for the library's signage pic.twitter.com/Hj9YkipnkS
— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) March 29, 2018
On the job training…#Mewsday pic.twitter.com/Y3hEruOE4x
— The Feline Philosopher=^..^=🇨🇦🐾💕 (@ThePhilosopurr) March 27, 2018
Reasons A Dog-Loving Librarian Can’t Attend Your Event pic.twitter.com/5QJYRQgfcu
— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) March 27, 2018
"Meinst Du, aus dem Ding wächst was?" – NEUE "Glückskind"-Folge
Alle Folgen auf: https://t.co/idHCgPS8xf pic.twitter.com/WqzuKli8aI— DerFlix.de (@DerFlixxx) March 27, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/983692792634531840
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/983692940403970048
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/983693117793632257
This week: foreign lyrics #happybirthday #birthdaysong in #french #italian and #german #languagelearning pic.twitter.com/EYwTsFsmXH
— Itchy Feet Comic (@ItchyFeetComic) March 25, 2018
DAMIT DAS KLAR IST!!!1!!! pic.twitter.com/rzVnQcWLWN
— DerFlix.de (@DerFlixxx) March 25, 2018
Dieser schmale Grat zwischen "Das muss ich unbedingt bei Twitter posten!" und "Eventuell sollte ich darüber mit meinem Therapeuten sprechen"
— Mace Ventura (@Fishers_End) August 1, 2017
Dog watched his human cry, concerned. Where was human's smile?
Probably lost somewhere, dog thought.
That was OK.
Dog knew how to fetch.
— A Small Fiction (@ASmallFiction) March 24, 2018
New to library twitter? Chech out this list of library related hashtags to get you started https://t.co/ItYmGNCLuJ
— Christian Lauersen (@clauersen) April 10, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/983773748011655168
A contronym is a single word with two definitions that are contradictory. For instance, dust can mean to cover with dust, but also to remove dust, and seed can mean to plant seeds, but also to remove seeds.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) April 10, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/983774029856296960
Habe mir wegen des neulich erwähnten niedersächsischen Fortbildungsgremiums halbernste Gedanken über interessante Themen gemacht. Gerne mit #bibfobi2025 ergänzen (1/7)
— Anne Christensen @xenzen@openbiblio.social (@xenzen) April 10, 2018
Kompetent über Discovery schimpfen, Teil 1: Sacherschließung. Teil 2: Mehrbändige und enthaltene Werke, Sondermaterialien. Teil 3: Ethische Betrachtungen (Ranking, Cover) #bibfobi2025 (2/7)
— Anne Christensen @xenzen@openbiblio.social (@xenzen) April 10, 2018
Fernleih-Update: Schattenbibliotheken und akademische Netzwerke (Für diesen Kurs muss eine Schweigeverpflichtung unterzeichnet werden) #bibfobi2025 (4/7)
— Anne Christensen @xenzen@openbiblio.social (@xenzen) April 10, 2018
Spielen und Basteln. Teil 1: Freifunk für deine Bibliothek. Teil 2: Minecraft Teil 3: Häkeln für Wiedereinsteiger #bibfobi2025 (5/7)
— Anne Christensen @xenzen@openbiblio.social (@xenzen) April 10, 2018
No more guessing: “Research Skills and Information Literacy in the Workplace” IATUL Seminar, 3 – 5 December 2018, in Munich https://t.co/IQ5gFgaA0N #IATUL18Germany #informationliteracy pic.twitter.com/K7SFXJoKC3
— IATUL (@IATULorg) April 10, 2018
Given how many patrons have come up this morning demanding to borrow pencils, I'm starting to think I've been mispronouncing the #NationalLibraryWeek slogan "Libraries Lead."
— Lousy Librarian (@LousyLibrarian) April 10, 2018
'nacht allerseits!
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) April 10, 2018