'morgen!
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) June 25, 2018
Football is a simple game, 22 men chase the ball for 82 minutes and the Germans get a player sent off so 21 men chase the ball for 13 minutes and at the end the Germans somehow fucking win.
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) June 23, 2018
for the #LIBER2018 conference (@LIBERconference) @LIBEReurope has created a twitter list: https://t.co/qNa2X1yHZ7 these are the members of the list: https://t.co/0eJWc3l4yc #librarians #etal #exchange
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) June 25, 2018
Someone on Reddit has photoshopped art ladies into a modern office and it's just excellent. pic.twitter.com/IXfkKsotXj
— Dr Peter Knowles (@MedievalPete) June 21, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1011163168616407043
Word of the day: FORWALLOWED – weary from tossing and turning all night.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) June 19, 2018
I think the colleague who added the "neutral grounds" aspect was @JimiThaule. 🙂
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) June 25, 2018
"Oh, this is a wonderfully balanced sword!"
"Mm-hm. It is evil, that sword."
"Evil? No, it can't be, it is such a joy to use!"
"Exactly."— Micro SF/F stories (@MicroSFF) June 25, 2018
Parkour trash panda climbs around the baffle, hangs from the birdfeeder, then unscrews the bottom with her hind feet to dump out the seeds 🐾 pic.twitter.com/Y8RXz6g0xH
— Kurt Kohlstedt (@KurtKohlstedt) June 25, 2018
Physiker der #WWU_Muenster entwickeln neuartige flexible Schaltkreise: Für biegsame Solarzellen und faltbare #Displays / Besonders stabil und leistungsfähig. https://t.co/fEkEccIRvQ
— Universität Münster (@uni_muenster) June 25, 2018
Today's mane event: the anniversary of #TheLionKing! pic.twitter.com/I6dIynxpgv
— Disney (@Disney) June 24, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1011316548412329984
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1011316749587886080
"I'll take a dozen donuts please."
"Is that a regular dozen or a baker's dozen?"
"A shame dozen."
"Oh. How many is that?"
"All of them."
— A Small Fiction (@ASmallFiction) June 25, 2018
Perspektive, so wichtig. pic.twitter.com/DwY2yfGqAi
— Cui Bono (@ProBono77) June 24, 2018
The knights and ladies rode to hunt, their cats astride their gloved hands. They were released to pursue prey; some returned a mouse, others brought newt or frog, and some simply had a nap.
The noble whose cat seemed most content was declared the mistress or master of the hunt.— Micro SF/F stories (@MicroSFF) June 24, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1011317089708240896
„Ich hätte gerne 10 Brötchen.“
„Wir ham nur noch neun.“
„Dann nehm ich die.“
„Ich berechne Ihnen trotzdem nur 10, weil 9 wären teurer, weil 5 im Angebot sind.“Deutschland, ich liebe dich.
— Felltomate (@felltomate) June 24, 2018
This week: the Denglish trap. #germany #languagelearning #learngerman #denglisch #deutsch pic.twitter.com/XB5QqGDIQC
— Itchy Feet Comic (@ItchyFeetComic) June 24, 2018
Ich wünschte, Politik wäre ein Wettstreit um die besten Ideen zur Problemlösung und nicht um die schärfste Provokation.
— Laura Endt (@laura_endt) June 23, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1011318051403456512
Worth repeating: this 1991 email from @timberners_lee: He started the Web to #openscience https://t.co/r9JA7OvCiT via @MikeTaylor pic.twitter.com/DyoZODoKGi
— Open Science (@openscience) June 23, 2018
Falls Sie sich immer noch nicht alt fühlen…
'Mr. Vain'
'All that she wants'
'No Limit'
'What is Love'
werden diesen Sommer 25 Jahre alt.— Krystle von der Post™ (@TimCattrall) June 23, 2018
He drew himself a dream map, and held it in his sleep.
He followed it back, and found his childhood dreams.
"We've missed you," they said.
— A Small Fiction (@ASmallFiction) June 24, 2018
Ich mag Menschen, die niemanden klein machen müssen, um sich selbst groß zu fühlen.
— Sternchenengel (@sternchenengel) June 22, 2018
Podcastempfehlung: "Lend me your ears", Analysen von bisher zwei (später sechs) politischeren Shakespeare-Dramen; sehr zugänglich. https://t.co/CivmRg94We
— Thomas Rau (@Herr_Rau) June 23, 2018
Bayern. Oder wie man aktuell in 15 Bundesländern sagt: Hä?
— DerFlix.de (@DerFlixxx) June 22, 2018
"How does snake charming work?" she asked.
"Magic," the old man said, and began to play.
"Oh shit," thought the snake, "this is my jam."
— A Small Fiction (@ASmallFiction) June 22, 2018
The way we programmers explain what we've written pic.twitter.com/p7EZoBKMOe
— Dmitry Alexandrov ✈️ (@bercut2000) June 21, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1011321571351453696
One mask was labelled 'public', the other 'private'.
"Who needs a mask when they're alone?"
"Can you face yourself?"
"Ah. I'll take both."— Micro SF/F stories (@MicroSFF) June 21, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1011322276501950465
"The cover of the alien space probe says 'We found a spacecraft from a long-dead race, telling all they knew and were. Now our civilisation is dying, so we follow. Know: you were not alone; you too can be remembered.'."
"How did you decode it so fast?"
"It's written in Sanskrit."— Micro SF/F stories (@MicroSFF) June 21, 2018
"Is there true evil in the world?" she asked.
"Yes," the Oracle said.
"Can we end it forever?"
"No."
"What can we do?"
"Not become it."
— A Small Fiction (@ASmallFiction) June 21, 2018
#iatul18norway https://t.co/6wPjOpaFXJ
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) June 25, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1011323930643189760
"Dad, could you turn a light on?" she asked.
"Monsters?"
"Yes."
"OK."
"Still scared?" she whispered.
"No, thank you," the monster said.
— A Small Fiction (@ASmallFiction) June 20, 2018
Zertifikatsstudiengang „Data Science“ an der WWU geht in die dritte Runde –
Von der Analyse bis zur Verwertung großer Datenmengen: Spezialisten müssen Grenzen zwischen Fachdisziplinen überschreiten. Bewerbungsschluss ist der 8. Oktober. Infos: https://t.co/TqlgToKOIN— Universität Münster (@uni_muenster) June 19, 2018
"You must sign," the demon gloated, "in your own blood."
"Fine," she said, "I'll summon you back in a week then."
"That's cheating!"
"Good."— Micro SF/F stories (@MicroSFF) June 18, 2018
What a really great idea: A scientific #openaccess journal reviewed by kids and teens. @FrontiersIn pic.twitter.com/JeEvuMoJH1
— Fuzzy Leapfrog (@FuzzyLeapfrog) June 18, 2018
Aus der Serie "Sammlungen an der #WWU_Muenster": Die ULB stellt historische Drucke, Plakate, Nachlässe und Zeitungen aus allen Wissensgebieten bereit. "Alte Bücher sind von unschätzbarem Wert." https://t.co/yXDVvZwF08
— Universität Münster (@uni_muenster) June 18, 2018
Physiker der #WWU_Muenster bauen Antrieb für Foucaultsches Pendel von Gerhard Richter – eine Multimedia-Reportage erklärt die Wissenschaft hinter dem Kunstwerk in der münsterschen Dominikanerkirche: https://t.co/Z3Yk8xPsrA @muenster_de pic.twitter.com/MkCa9Y5HgM
— Universität Münster (@uni_muenster) June 18, 2018
"Is this poetry?" the robot asked.
The critic raised an eyebrow, but read the text. "I'm afraid this means nothing to me."
"Then it is not poetry?"
"Does it mean something to you?"
"Yes."
"Then it is poetry."— Micro SF/F stories (@MicroSFF) June 17, 2018
Let’s all take a moment to appreciate blank VHS cassette packaging design trends. 📼 pic.twitter.com/XnMeS9gsab
— Jon Keegan 🇺🇦 (@jonkeegan) June 16, 2018
for yesterday’s @guardianreview pic.twitter.com/MIkJWC2UTy
— Tom Gauld (@tomgauld) June 24, 2018
🖊by @tomgauld pic.twitter.com/MIODQQAunt
— New Scientist (@newscientist) June 18, 2018
"nomadic space": curated resources for digital nomads https://t.co/gLGaGDEl1W (via @designernews)
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) June 25, 2018