'morgen!
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) August 29, 2018
"Wir sollten alle da, wo eine Erscheinungsform uns unverständlich wird, immer zuerst uns selbst befragen, ob nicht da eine Erweiterung unseres eigenen Horizonts vonnöten wäre." (Hannah Höch) (via https://t.co/L4VYhltLO1)
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) August 29, 2018
He was tried in alien court.
They didn't imprison the body, he found.
Only the mind.
Condemned to 90 years of one song stuck in his head.
— A Small Fiction (@ASmallFiction) August 29, 2018
Die Kollegin hat gerade einen gestriegelten Jungberater da der sie fragt ob sie "das alles wirklich selbst programmiert hat".
Jetzt wissen wir nicht wohin mit der Leiche.— Emmanuelle Roser (@deuxcvsix) August 28, 2018
Cannot find that witty quote in your collection of annotated PDF? Florilegia by https://t.co/WfhbZYMObk may help you: https://t.co/IRC0d4FUqP
— CCeH (@CCeHum) August 28, 2018
English football club Norwich City have painted their visitors' dressing room pink in the hope that it will lower the testosterone and aggression levels of opposing teams.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) August 28, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1034684057773383681
Ich will es euch nicht vorenthalten. Kommentar Nummer vier. https://t.co/Wm9bHbxWuk
— Lars Fischer (@Fischblog) August 28, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1034685085872734209
Ich, äh… 😅🤔
— Lars Fischer (@Fischblog) August 28, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1034685143640944641
The number of people getting plastic surgery in the US has increased due to a need to look better in selfies. This is known as ‘Snapchat dysmorphia'.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) August 28, 2018
"Human cultures vary a lot," the human ambassador said, "but we all agree there are things that should not go on pizza…"
The alien looked up. "But it fnaggles my splanch so nicely."
"And one of those things is people."— Micro SF/F stories (@MicroSFF) August 28, 2018
Bald geht es auch bei uns los mit #CoffeeLecture!
Termine und Themen folgen dann in Kürze. 😄#SULBCL pic.twitter.com/1Xse2qpyOp— Saarländische Universitäts- und Landesbibliothek (@SULBsaar) August 28, 2018
Nichts beschreibt den deutschen Humor so gut wie die Amazon Kundenfragen! pic.twitter.com/4nFsuMxha1
— Kraftbiber (@Akira_86) August 28, 2018
Und dann war da noch der Verlag der laufend gegen Open Access stänkert, aber Google-Cache-Versionen von Artikeln verlinkt, um die Paywall des Mediums zu umgehen. https://t.co/0VWyrjfLIV
— moritzhoffmann.bsky.social (@moritz_hoffmann) August 28, 2018
for @newscientist pic.twitter.com/xa4AywQbwH
— Tom Gauld (@tomgauld) August 28, 2018
47% of the items on a shelving cart go on a bottom or top shelf
— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) August 28, 2018
I believe I have discovered a natural law:
In preparing for a walk, the number of minutes required to leave the house is the square of the number of people you're trying to get out of the door.— George Monbiot (@GeorgeMonbiot) August 28, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1034687341888200704
#UlrichSchultheiß, Professor für #Musiktheorie an der #Musikhochschule #Münster, hat das musikalische #Forschungsprojekt „NOTENBILD|Klangbild-#VirtuelleMusikinstrumente in der Praxis“ durchgeführt. Diese sind heute aus dem Bereich der #Medienkomposition nicht mehr wegzudenken. pic.twitter.com/ZL7e9228Xv
— Musikhochschule (@MHS_Muenster) August 28, 2018
We are proud to announce that–thanks to the migration of our digitized slide collection from Luna–Digital Bodleian now contains 130 catalogued medieval manuscript dogs. https://t.co/PQU8ClA2Lq pic.twitter.com/MOjDVNQutW
— Bodleian Digital Library Systems and Services (@BDLSS) August 28, 2018
3.700 Anrufe täglich, laut, Telefone klingeln, der Funk knarrt…
Und mittendrin Kiezkatze "Imba", die regelmäßig durch unsere #Notrufzentrale streunt und auf einem Tisch einschläft.
Katze müsste man sein…#catcontent🐈
^tsm pic.twitter.com/uzrmZrAI9I— Polizei Berlin (@polizeiberlin) August 28, 2018
Sehr viel besser kann man das Problem mit Radwegen kaum umschreiben.
Via https://t.co/lWcelKjfe1 pic.twitter.com/hjJI7xWSLo— Derwodasovic 🇪🇺 (@Ph_Ha) August 28, 2018
Das Angebot an deutschsprachigen Podcasts zum Thema Design ist überschaubar. Wie schön, dass mit dem „Graustufen“-Podcast vor wenigen Tagen ein anregendes Hörangebot hinzugekommen ist. https://t.co/aO3NhkCKyc pic.twitter.com/Kr8G6G59D2
— Achim Schaffrinna (@aschaffrinna) August 29, 2018
Bester Presseverteiler 😀 pic.twitter.com/sgpTT7PcmH
— Pi𝕏elaffe 🙈 (@Pixelaffe) August 29, 2018
aus der reihe "wenn man beim lesen von meldungen sofort an bestimmte kolleg:innen denkt" heute: dieser hinweis auf das jetzt online verfügbare archiv von @arbidoch: https://t.co/op651W6azI » @karstens. #bibliotheksgeschichte #bibliothekarinnengeschichte 🙂
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) August 29, 2018
"the truth is out there: management by walking around" https://t.co/MaFcKmGAXY – true not only in #librarymanagement! #MBWA https://t.co/IObsIMQMSN
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) August 29, 2018
die @WN_Redaktion berichtet über eine gute veranstaltungsreihe in der münsteraner germanistik: "Germanistik im Beruf" https://t.co/YqqRlod8zU zum neuen blog der reihe: https://t.co/EqBKXkQh93 #germanistik #berufsfindung #berufswahl #praxis
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) August 29, 2018
für #retro-fans: es gibt eine windows-95-app: https://t.co/J1rTlt0gEf 🙂 #windows95 #win95 #app
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) August 29, 2018
I put Windows 95 into an Electron app that now runs on macOS, Windows, and Linux. It's a terrible idea that works shockingly well. I'm so sorry.
Go grab it here: https://t.co/MIoFpezuFi pic.twitter.com/YquOnOGrSz
— Felix Rieseberg (@felixrieseberg) August 23, 2018
mal ein anderer ansatz: "This paper will explain how hair and hairstyles can be perceived as metaphors for change, adaptation, and risk-taking based on our experiences as librarians. " – "Hair and Hairstyles as Metaphors for Librarians" https://t.co/fF6fHim07i 🙂
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) August 29, 2018
"“Why not use it more?” Sources of self-efficacy in researchers’ use of social media for knowledge sharing" https://t.co/d7yuJzLKat – "The findings can help universities understand how to promote productive use of social media." but unfortunately the paper is #closedaccess …
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) August 29, 2018
#OpenAccess-Angebote von romanistisch relevanten Verlagen:https://t.co/9GhnDZTwC3 @BoehlauVerlag @dg_romance @VerlagPeterLang @transcriptweb @V_R_Tweets @winterverlag @SHERPAServices @OAPENbooks pic.twitter.com/StCqYuli2b
— Fachinformationsdienst Romanistik (@FIDRomanistik) August 29, 2018
In the 1950s, Chinese typists simplified their typewriters by organising characters in natural-language clusters — grouping terms that tended to appear together in sentences. It is often cited as an early example of predictive text. (Image: MoRsE) pic.twitter.com/PNwgAf9BTJ
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) August 29, 2018
"Hah! Figured it out."
"What?"
"I made a theory of everything-"
"Let me see! Hm… Wow! You actually joined quantum physics with general relativity. Amazing!"
"If you say so."
"And tied in with.. behavioural statistics?"
"Yes, so I could figure out where I left my keys."— Micro SF/F stories (@MicroSFF) August 29, 2018
🖊 by @tomgauld pic.twitter.com/Gz76I0YAoz
— New Scientist (@newscientist) August 28, 2018
Stellt Euch vor, Globuli würden in "Nichts", "Zuneigung" oder "Aufmerksamkeit" umbenannt werden.
„Wenn mein Kind hinfällt, bekommt es Zuneigung™.“
„Mir hat da Aufmerksamkeit™ geholfen.“
„Bei einem banalen Infekt nehme ich Nichts™.“
Aufklärung über Homöopathie wäre so einfach.— Dr. Christian Lübbers (@drluebbers) August 29, 2018
Das 21. Jahrhundert, der Tag an dem der Jakobsmuschelkrieg began. https://t.co/0hIUAcy46B
— Alex 3:16 🏴☠️🇫🇮🇩🇪 (@Cynx) August 29, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1034784749850644480
Wow, Germany has 75 million Yearly Active Users (YAU)? (World: 860)
YAU "measures the number of Firefox Desktop clients active in the past 365 days".
Can anybody explain? Must be work and private machines, but still… I'd expect some people only use Chrome, maybe Safari or IE? https://t.co/XoqRS2dU8f— @Lambo@openbiblio.social – Lambert Heller (@Lambo) August 29, 2018
I would choose the printed book
if I should read, because if I pick up my mobile phone
(to read), my mum would think I was gaming.
Boy 6th grade – Children’s Reading Habits in a Digitized World #WLIC2018 @frembib #digidk https://t.co/h0zr0jIdav— Michel Steen-Hansen (@saintmichels) August 29, 2018
The History of Cartography, "the most ambitious overview of map making ever undertaken," is free online – 3 vols. at U. Chicago Press https://t.co/6RFdfGPyfZ via @openculture pic.twitter.com/k6eZ6ZlQ0w
— Project Gutenberg (@gutenberg_org) August 27, 2018
Schwedischer Trainer nach rassistischen Anfeindungen bei der WM gegen einen Spieler:
"Fuck Racism!"
Deutscher Trainer nach rassistischen Anfeindungen bei der WM gegen einen Spieler:
(zwei Monate Stille, dann)
"Es gab nie in der Mannschaft auch nur einen Ansatz von Rassismus.“— Hauck & Bauer (@hauckundbauer) August 29, 2018
Nowhere in The Great Book Of The Rules Of The World does it say the world is fair. In fact, it explicitly says the world is not fair.
Then it adds: "but no person is the world".— Micro SF/F stories (@MicroSFF) August 29, 2018
Kranwasser rules! https://t.co/uqe7sSEyFz
— Ariane Focke (@ArianeFocke) August 29, 2018
Language settings offered by Google include Klingon, Elmer Fudd, Hacker, ‘Bork, bork, bork!’, and — our favourite — Pirate. pic.twitter.com/0qwL9weCP5
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) August 29, 2018
Linguists! Quick one: in what languages are intensifying uses of "simply" or other exclusives (as in "the dinner was simply amazing") possible? So far, I have English, German ("einfach"), Italian, Spanish. If you know more and are willing to share, please let me know!
— Andrea Beltrama (@andreabeltrama) August 29, 2018
On this day in 1997: Netflix founded
Netflix website in 1999: pic.twitter.com/4GafjdqCLt
— Jon Erlichman (@JonErlichman) August 29, 2018
Comic Rerun Wednesday: that time you did a continent. #travel #travelstories #badtravelstories pic.twitter.com/EhKIfVZ2k7
— Itchy Feet Comic (@ItchyFeetComic) August 29, 2018
Choose wisely, my friends. #WednesdayWisdom #Restaurants #diningout https://t.co/ilJYNFBnSs via @GoComics
— Dave Blazek (@LoosePartsGuy) August 29, 2018
92% of librarians named Marc use a pseudonym in professional situations
— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) August 29, 2018
Auf unserem Blog erschienen: Die Stadt Münster sucht eine Leiterin / einen Leiter des Stadtarchivs https://t.co/tij1yZTGks
— @lwlarchivamt@fedihum.org (@LWLArchivamt) August 29, 2018
Everyone knows that twitter exists mainly so #miniature book fans can get their #tiny fix. So here we present the Bodleian's smallest book, a German ABC published in 1971. At just 3 x 2.5 mm it was once the smallest book in the world.
Shelfmark: Ryder 832 #miniaturebook pic.twitter.com/M7QRSBqbQF
— Bodleian Rare Books (@RareBooksOfBod) August 29, 2018
Where did the Summer go?! pic.twitter.com/Kn5ULfWhMe
— PEANUTS (@Snoopy) August 29, 2018
— Tino Nicolai (@intinoveritas) August 22, 2018
{color swim} https://t.co/Lx3SiB7qLW
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) August 29, 2018
"Night Song" https://t.co/k6tCG50VeU
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) August 29, 2018